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pilered adj. Describing a drinker who accumulates objects indiscriminately, with no evident theory of arrangement. pileumed adj. A drinker who has made the crown of the head the principal seat of judgement. Renfred became pileumed and solemnly inspected the top of every hat in the cloakroom.
pileuped adj. Reduced by drink to a compact roadside gathering of person, coat and luggage. pileused (/ˈpɪliəsd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the head has become a mushroom cap, broad and of uncertain purpose. pileworked adj. The state of being drunk and supported by a dense structure of improvised uprights. pilewormed adj. The condition of a drinker who has bored steadily through the evening, leaving a tunnel of empty glasses. Mahalie was pilewormed and had made a discreet passage from the bar to the crisps. pileworted adj. The drunkenness of one who regards the evening's ailments as treatable by whatever plant is nearest. pilferaged (/ˈpɪlf(ə)ɹɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Reduced by drink to petty acquisition, particularly of objects whose owners have not noticed their absence. Jadelynne became pilferaged and quietly removed the table's salt cellar to her handbag. pilferered adj. Softened by drink into a person who mistakes unattended small objects for available property. pilferied adj. Loosened by drink into petty theft conducted with the moral confidence of borrowing. pilferinged adj. Sharpened by drink into the repeated selection of minor objects, each acquisition defensible and none necessary. Kahmel became pilferinged and conducted a brisk trade in abandoned bottle openers. pilgarlicked (/pɪlˈɡɑːlɪkd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to treat a polished bald head as a reliable beacon for navigation. pilger milled adj. Slowed by drink to the repeated backward and forward motion of a poorly supervised rolling operation. Damyiah became pilger milled and crossed the hallway several times without reducing its length. pilgeringed adj. Drunk and repeatedly applying pressure from both directions, without appreciably improving one's condition. Emilly grew pilgeringed and worked the narrow corridor backwards and forwards until closing time. pilgrim badged adj. Drunk enough to require a souvenir proving that the journey between bar and doorway has been completed.
pilgrim bottled adj. A drinker who carries the evening in a flat vessel and keeps looking for somewhere to hang it.