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pillarboxed adj. Still drunk, and treating a red street receptacle as a reliable correspondent. Lyudmila remained pillarboxed, addressing the postbox about an appointment it could not arrange. pillarboxinged adj. Drunk on the strength of which the sofa becomes a wide screen with blank stripes at either side. Elfredia was pillarboxinged, leaving two untouched cushions like blank margins around her. pillared (/ˈpɪləd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and standing upright mainly because the surrounding architecture has agreed to help. Niyam remained pillared beside the doorway, confidently mistaking support for balance. pillareted adj. Loosened by drink into a little support on which the entire departing party begins to lean. pillaringed adj. Drunk by the third round, and rising rapidly from the sofa like a heated column of smoke. Lanre was pillaringed, ascending from the sofa whenever the kitchen grew too warm. pillarisationed adj. Still drunk, and dividing the household into separate communities around the sofa, sink and kettle. pillaristed adj. Drunk by closing time, and committed to remaining upright in one place until morning. pillarizationed adj. Too drunk to mix socially, and organising the room into distinct factions of cushions and crockery. Darely was pillarizationed, with the sofa and kitchen maintaining separate policies on bedtime. pillarleted adj. Sufficiently drunk to become a small, immovable support beside the coffee table. pillaued adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned speech and balance into a dated, gently collapsing arrangement. pillawed adj. Having drunk enough to turn every change of direction into a separate, carefully considered course. pillbox antennaed adj. You have drunk enough to receive distant signals through the cheese-shaped aerial on your head. pillbox hatted adj. You are drunk and wearing the sofa cushion as though it were a brimless formal hat. pillboxed (/ˈpɪl bɒksd/) adj. Having drunk more than the small household container can reasonably accommodate. pillbuged adj. Drunk by the third round, and still rolled tightly into a ball when the morning asks for particulars. pilled (/pɪld/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning is approached in small, round doses and swallowed without discussion.