pillered
pilloried

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pillered adj. Of a drinker: drunk and quietly removing household provisions for private use on the sofa. pilleried adj. Describing a drinker who has drunk enough to regard the kitchen as a source of available tribute.
pillheaded adj. The condition of a drinker who regards each new tablet, coin or sweet as a sensible addition to the regimen. pillicocked adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen tap has acquired the solemn importance of a private anatomical concern. Jeniyah was pillicocked and discussed the kitchen tap in terms better suited to a family secret. pillied adj. Drunk enough to require a tablet, while insisting that the tablet requires a drink. Laurie-eve was pillied and requested water, then asked whether it came in a pint. pillinessed adj. The state of being drunk and covered in small domestic fibres from prolonged contact with the sofa. pillinged adj. The condition of a drinker who has accumulated the sofa's loose fibres through repeated evening use. pillioned (/ˈpɪljənd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the sofa's rear cushion a second rider's saddle. pillionisted adj. Drunk since last orders, and content to be carried home while contributing little to the journey. Noralba sat pillionisted behind the designated driver, offering directions only at roundabouts. pilliwinkesed adj. Drunk by the third round, and squeezing every conversation until an admission comes out. Manaure got pilliwinkesed and extracted the landlord's views on everyone at the bar. pilliwinksed (/ˈpɪlɪwɪŋksd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and applying a painful grip to whatever remains of the evening. pillmakered adj. Too drunk to distinguish a medicinal dose from a promising measure at the bar. Aleceia was pillmakered and prescribed another measure for a headache not yet present. pillmakinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to manufacture small remedies in batches, chiefly from spirits and confidence. Gicela was pillmakinged, producing neat little cures from whatever bottles stood nearby. pillmongered adj. The drunkenness of one who confidently sells medicinal solutions to problems that are chiefly conversational. pillocked adj. Having drunk enough to become the sort of fool the bar staff recognise by name. Dominique got pillocked and tried to pay for crisps with a loyalty card.
pilloried (/ˈpɪləɹid/) adj. You have drunk enough to present your head and hands to the evening's public embarrassment.