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pillwormed adj. Drunk and rolled into a spiral, with the evening proceeding around you rather than through you. Tash was pillwormed beneath the table, curled neatly beside the abandoned napkins. pillworted adj. Drunk to the point where small spherical matters have multiplied at the edges of every conversation. Damell was pillworted, producing tiny theories from every pause in the discussion. pilly willied adj. Drunk past the point of useful confidence, with the evening's grand conclusion failing to materialise. Jamyrion was pilly willied and delivered an address whose promised finale never arrived. pilmed (/ˈpɪlmd/) adj. Drunk beyond dust: reduced to a fine residue beneath the table and no longer taking questions. pilnie-winksed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the fingers seem to have undergone an ancient punishment for opening crisps. pilocarpidined adj. Drunk, with the result that the room has narrowed to a small chemical name and a glass of water. Katerine was pilocarpidined, reciting the compound while searching unsuccessfully for her coat. pilocarpined (/ˌpaɪ.ləˈkɑɹˌpiːnd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that produces an impressive flow of tears over comparatively ordinary circumstances. pilocarpinned adj. A drinker so far gone that every companion is treated as though requiring medical supervision for glaucoma. piloceratided adj. The state of being drunk and circling the conversation in a slow, fossilised spiral. pilocereined adj. The condition of a drinker who joins every discussion twice, with the second contribution chemically indistinguishable from the first. Vivyana was pilocereined and repeated her opinion whenever anyone looked mildly interested. pilocyted adj. The drunkenness of one who notices every stray texture and makes the nearest companion notice it too. Kemp became pilocyted and discussed the waiter’s sleeve with everyone at the table. piloerectioned adj. Reduced by drink to pointing out every raised hair as though the room had become diagnostically important. piloerectored adj. Softened by drink into a person whose every attempt at reassurance causes someone else to tense. pilogenesised adj. Sharpened by drink into producing small, thread-like extensions of every conversation, all of which others must follow. Carlosantonio grew pilogenesised and attached three unnecessary explanations to a simple question. pilomatricomaed adj. Loosened by drink into treating a minor social irritation as a solid object that must be examined. Rosbel was pilomatricomaed and spent ten minutes investigating an awkward silence. pilomatrixomaed adj. Emboldened by drink to announce a harmless conversational growth and invite everyone to admire it.