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Pinocchio illusioned adj. Too drunk to believe your nose has stopped growing whenever the journey home is discussed. Ransen became Pinocchio illusioned and measured his nose against the umbrella before leaving. Pinocchioed (/pɪˈnəʊ.kjəʊd/) adj. Still drunk, and promising the taxi driver that the missing coat is only temporarily elsewhere. Tearria was Pinocchioed, assuring the landlord that last orders had been called hours ago. Pinochetismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to impose strict order on the round, beginning with compulsory last orders. Seneatha got Pinochetismed and reorganised the pub queue by seniority. Pinot Noired (/ˌpiːnəʊ ˈnwɑː(ɹ)d/) adj. Having drunk enough to become a dark, quietly expensive presence at the edge of the round. Gezelle was Pinot Noired by ten, saying little but selecting the next bottle with authority. Pinoy popped (/ˈpiːnɔɪ ˌpɒpd/) adj. You are drunk and providing an unsolicited soundtrack to the departure from the pub. Raynald was Pinoy popped, supplying music for the coats while everyone searched for taxis. Pinoy stepped adj. Of a drinker: collecting the final two legal steps before attempting the journey home. Vanisa was Pinoy stepped and used her last two steps to reach the taxi, just. Pinoyed (/ˈpiːnɔɪd/) adj. You have drunk enough to treat every route home as a matter for private navigation. Annettie was Pinoyed and declined assistance, despite consulting the same street sign repeatedly. Pintadoed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired conspicuous markings from the evening's drinks and coat-room furniture. Darnee became Pintadoed after leaning against every numbered coat hook in succession. Pinterested adj. Describing a drinker who collects images of possible exits but never selects one. Hideko was Pinterested, studying taxi apps while remaining firmly seated beside the empty glasses. Pinterestered adj. A drinker who presents each coat, hat and umbrella as a possible departure arrangement. Jyion was Pinterestered, arranging the coats by colour before asking where the taxi stood. Pintoed adj. A drinker so far gone that the journey home has become an expedition requiring a named route. Kordarius was Pintoed and announced the walk to the bus stop as an historic undertaking. Pintsch gassed adj. The state of being drunk and compressed into the last carriage home, providing its lighting by persistence alone. Letetia was Pintsch gassed and remained upright throughout the train's otherwise unlit journey. Pintupied (/ˈpɪndəbid/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has travelled beyond the recognised landmarks and is still looking for home. Lavene was Pintupied by last orders and treated the ring road as unexplored territory. Pinyinisationed adj. Sharpened by drink into precise, clipped directions which no taxi driver requested. Suhavi was Pinyinisationed and issued exact instructions for a route she had never taken. Pinyinizationed adj. Loosened by drink into sounds resembling directions, though the destination remains negotiable. Manar was Pinyinizationed, giving the taxi a sequence of syllables and one uncertain postcode. Pinyinned (/ˈpɪnˈjɪnd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who converts every sign on the journey home into a phonetic instruction. Akeya was Pinyinned and sounded out the station names before boarding the wrong train.