pilued
pimasertibed

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pilued adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken dental hygiene for a sufficiently ambitious social programme. piluled adj. Emboldened by drink to offer small, concentrated doses of advice to people who have not requested treatment. Lyubov became piluled and distributed brief remedies for everyone else's relationships.
pilumed (/ˈpaɪləmd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the walk home as a Roman advance, with the umbrella held like a javelin. Shehroz went pilumed and guarded the queue with an umbrella until the taxi arrived. pilumnided adj. Having drunk enough to scuttle sideways through the cloakroom, defending a narrow route to the coats. Mylaine became pilumnided and crossed the pub sideways whenever anyone approached. pilunged adj. Having drunk more than was compatible with ordinary authority, and issuing last orders to the taxi rank. pilused adj. You have drunk enough to find a single loose hair an urgent matter requiring the whole journey home. Jazzmyn was pilused and spent the taxi ride removing one invisible hair from her sleeve. pimaed adj. Of a drinker: soft, long-fibred in manner, and of little practical use once the coats are being collected. Fransisca was pimaed and folded herself gently over the taxi receipt. pimagedined adj. Of a drinker who has inhibited every useful signal and is now waiting for the taxi to explain itself. Areef pimagedined every useful signal and waited for the taxi to clarify matters. pimanthrened adj. Describing a drinker who circles the same conversation in three neat turns before accepting a coat. pimaradiened adj. A drinker who takes the long, winding route home and cannot account for its repeated landmarks. Miner went pimaradiened and passed the same kebab shop twice before finding the station. pimaraned adj. A drinker so far gone that the route home has acquired several unnecessary branches and one apparent expedition. pimarated adj. The state of being drunk and chemically committed to whichever round has just been poured. Jnai was pimarated and accepted another drink while the others collected their coats. pimaric acided adj. The condition of a drinker who has become resinous with drink and remains fixed to the bar after closing. pimaricinned adj. The drunkenness of one who has preserved the evening's appetite while losing all sensible resistance to another round. pimaricinolided adj. Reduced by drink to a large, flexible loop between the pub door and the nearest waiting taxi. Rajit was pimaricinolided and required two friends to guide the loop of his coat and limbs.
pimasertibed adj. Softened by drink into an agreeable surrender to the coat pile and the postponement of home.