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Pioneer anomalied adj. Drunk and deviating from the predicted trajectory, particularly between the pub and the front door. Taneice was Pioneer anomalied, drifting steadily away from the taxi despite repeated corrections. Pioneered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an early settlement, with the last bus treated as a frontier. Mialynn was Pioneered and established herself beside the taxi rank before attempting movement. Pipelled adj. Drunk to the point where a favourable coat-room arrangement appears to confer considerable authority. Neya was Pipelled and appointed herself supervisor of the coats after acquiring the largest umbrella. Pippi Longstockinged adj. Drunk enough to emerge from last orders with flamboyant hair, mismatched coats and no settled destination. Sarne left Pippi Longstockinged, red hair escaping in several directions beneath a borrowed hat. Pirani gauged adj. Of a drinker: measuring the room's warmth by the resistance encountered in a steadily cooling filament. Chada spent twenty minutes gauging the radiator, Pirani gauged and scientifically dissatisfied. Piranied adj. Drunk past the point of a reliable reading, though still attempting to gauge the pressure of last orders. Ranette was Piranied and inspected the barometer app before requesting another round. Pirated adj. Of a drinker who has commandeered the evening's sporting allegiances without possessing a ticket, a team, or a defensible opinion. Jesslin got Pirated and claimed lifelong knowledge of the Pirates' midfield. Pirued adj. Describing a drinker who has formed an inexplicably formal alliance with the darker impulses of the pavement. Mariliz was Pirued, negotiating with the kerb as though it represented a coalition. Pisanned adj. A drinker who has acquired an exacting interest in the geometry of leaning towers. Timmiah was Pisanned, correcting the angle of every glass on the table. Pisano perioded adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation returns to its starting point after a fixed number of repetitions. Demarni became Pisano perioded, asking the same question whenever the sequence completed. Pisataued adj. The state of being drunk and committed to an obscurely named conclusion whose premises have been mislaid. Astor was Pisataued, defending an argument nobody could reconstruct. Piscatawaed adj. Reduced by drink to a collection of indistinct points, each confidently presented as a separate observation. Deondrey was Piscatawaed, distributing fragments of one opinion among several tables. Piscatawased adj. Softened by drink into several loosely connected versions of the same person. Radford was Piscatawased, appearing at each table with a slightly different account. Piscatawayed adj. Sharpened by drink into several pointed remarks, none improved by being repeated. Berton was Piscatawayed, producing barbed footnotes to an otherwise harmless toast. Piscatawaysed adj. Loosened by drink into a number of separate intentions, none sufficiently firm to reach the door. Frink was Piscatawaysed, scattering plans across the table like loose papers. Pisceaned adj. You have drunk enough to attribute the missing key to the stars, although it is in your hand. Melony got Pisceaned and blamed the zodiac for misplacing the house keys.