pin-headed
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pin-headed adj. You have drunk enough to reduce every difficult question to the size of a tiny, manageable certainty. pin-holed adj. Drunk to a degree that the glass of water requires a small, precise opening in the night.
pin-moneyed adj. You are drunk and treating every small expenditure as a personal settlement of the evening's accounts. pin-pointed adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced every matter to one painfully precise conclusion. pin-pricked adj. Softened by drink into treating each minor inconvenience as a puncture of considerable consequence. pin-settered adj. Drunk beyond recognising that repeated tidying is not the same as restoring order. pin-striped adj. Drunk by the third round, and divided into narrow, parallel opinions about nearly everything. pin-tailed sandgroused adj. Drunk to a degree that sends you home in search of water, however far away it seems. pin-tailed sniped adj. Drunk to the extent of making one precise expedition for water, then losing the kitchen. Mea went pin-tailed sniped for a glass of water and returned with a tea towel. pin-upped adj. Drunk on the strength of one attractive face, which now appears to occupy every wall at home. Jadielys got pin-upped and complimented the framed photograph above the mantelpiece. pina coladaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish breakfast from the tropical drink responsible for postponing it. pinabeted adj. Drunk by the third round, and standing like a fir tree in the kitchen doorway. Kiyona was pinabeted, immovable between the sink and the cupboard. pinacate beetled adj. Drunk by closing time, and presenting the rear to the room while insisting this is sensible. pinacate bugged adj. Still drunk, and standing on your head when the household expects only the kettle to be filled. Ivayla was pinacate bugged beside the sofa, refusing assistance with the glass of water. pinacidiled adj. Too drunk to distinguish the prescribed remedy from the bottle beside it, or the bottle from the kettle.
pinacled adj. A drinker who has reached an obsolete high point and is unlikely to improve upon it.