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pinaed adj. Still drunk, and woven thinly through the morning like fabric made from yesterday's sweetness. pinafored (/ˈpɪ.nəˌfɔ(ɹ)d/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to wear the apron as a dress and regard the barmaid's disapproval as maternal. Elleah became pinafored and tied a tea towel round herself before entering the saloon bar. pinakbeted adj. Having drunk more than the mixed vegetables could have absorbed, and now resembling a communal stew. Omarie pinakbeted after supper, resembling a communal stew awaiting reluctant service. pinakiolited adj. You have drunk enough to become a black, mineral-looking fixture of the bar's darkest corner. pinakioned adj. You are drunk and treating the beer mat as an ancient tablet requiring public interpretation. pinakoided adj. You have drunk enough to present one flat face to the sofa and another to the evening. Jamason was pinakoided against the cushions, facing the glass of water without touching it. pinakoned adj. Softened by drink into a compact shape, best placed on the sofa with water nearby. pinalited adj. Of a drinker: dense, sharply composed and faintly metallic in manner beneath the pub lights. Shan looked pinalited at last orders, standing rigidly beside the chrome lager taps. pinanamined adj. Of a drinker who has become chemically calm, unsteady and unexpectedly helpful with the crisps. pinaned adj. Describing a drinker who has been hydrogenated by lager into a compact, thoroughly saturated state. Arsema was pinaned by midnight, rounded off by lager and no longer accepting further inputs. pinanedioled adj. A drinker who has acquired two hydroxyl groups, one for each side of the bar. Ronnell became pinanedioled and attempted to steady himself against both ends of the counter. pinanged adj. A drinker so far gone that the fruit bowl has become a tropical palm and the snug a rainforest. Berk got pinanged and asked whether the pub's hanging plant produced coconuts. pinard yellowed adj. You are drunk and displaying the pale greenish cast which fluorescent lavatories regard as diagnostic. Gema looked pinard yellowed beneath the station lavatory's severe lighting. pinastered adj. The condition of a drinker who has become resinous, wind-battered and determined to remain outdoors. Tollie got pinastered and stood by the smoking shelter like a maritime tree in bad weather. pinastric acided adj. Drunk and chemically elaborate in conversation, leaving everyone else to admire the surface and avoid the structure. Jazzman became pinastric acided and delivered a beautifully composed explanation nobody could follow. pinataed adj. Sufficiently drunk to wake feeling struck repeatedly, with the contents of last night scattered beyond recovery. Kamien was pinataed by breakfast, blinking at crumbs as though they had been knocked loose.