pince-nezzed
pinch outed

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pince-nezzed (/pænsˈneɪd/) adj. The state of being drunk and dependent on the bridge of the nose for visual administration. pincer attacked adj. The drunkenness of one who has approached the buffet from both sides and secured neither objective.
pincer gated adj. Reduced by drink to approach the doorway along a sunken road between two hostile walls. pincer movemented adj. Softened by drink into approaching every decision from opposite sides at once. Quetcy became pincer movemented and ordered both pudding and a taxi simultaneously. pincered (/ˈpɪnsəɹd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has become the lesser half of an implement, closing on every available object. Malyka grew pincered and gripped the banister with ceremonial precision. pincertailed adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, darting creature with a conspicuously trailing conclusion. pinch barred adj. Drunk, with the result that every attempt to leave becomes an effort against invisible resistance. Ryden was pinch barred in the doorway, while Carisa negotiated a route through the hall. pinch caked adj. Emboldened by drink to manufacture a regional dessert from biscuit dough and misplaced confidence. Kailla went pinch caked and baked cinnamon lumps for people who had requested tea. pinch effected adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every current in the conversation attracts its neighbour. Lameisha became pinch effected and drew the entire table into one prolonged argument. pinch forced adj. Drunk and exerting the full modest pressure of thumb against forefinger on every object. pinch graftinged adj. Drunk enough to remove tiny portions of the evening without drawing blood or admitting surgery. pinch hitted adj. Drunk past the point of being selected, yet still sent in to address the immediate crisis. Lucea was pinch hitted when the birthday speech required an unexpected substitute. pinch hittered adj. Drunk beyond the appointed batter's usefulness, and drafted to face the remaining snacks. pinch of salted adj. Drunk, with the result that every judgement receives a small and unnecessary seasoning. pinch of the gamed adj. Drunk to a degree that the crucial moment of the evening becomes finding the bathroom. Yitel reached pinch of the gamed when the queue for the lavatory acquired grandeur.
pinch outed adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming trapped between layers of conversation, with no visible exit. Jeannine went pinch outed between two stories and remained there through dessert.
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