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pincoffinned adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that violet is not a suitable colour for the invoice. pincurled adj. Drunk on the strength of a plan wound tightly enough to survive neither questions nor daylight. Lakken got pincurled and arranged three meetings before finding his diary was blank. pincushion cornered adj. Drunk to a degree that several incompatible accounts of your whereabouts seem equally fixed. pincushion distortioned adj. Drunk to the extent of making straight conversations bulge towards whatever you are discussing. pincushion dolled adj. Drunk on the strength of looking decorative while contributing very little to proceedings. pincushioned (/ˈpɪnˌkʊʃn̩d/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every available surface acquires another small object. Kaedence became pincushioned and left pins, receipts and olives on the windowsill. pincushioninged adj. Drunk since last orders, and causing the room to bow gently around you. Zoe was pincushioninged, with the bar appearing slightly narrower at either side. pindaed adj. Still drunk, and referring to every small edible object as a peanut. pindalled adj. Drunk by the third round, and mistaking a peanut for a reasonable supper. Markiest was pindalled and arranged six peanuts carefully beside the empty glass. pindanned adj. Drunk by closing time, and reddish, dry and difficult to distinguish from the surroundings. Ganiyah was pindanned, seated quietly against the red wall with a glass of water. pindared adj. Too drunk to distinguish a peanut from any other small thing on the table. pindered adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a peanut as a modest but adequate course. pindicked adj. Having drunk enough to make a private anatomical observation at an unsuitable volume. Aribeth became pindicked and discussed a stranger's proportions beside the jukebox. pindied adj. Reduced by drink to a ridged green thing, easily battered and served beside the chips. pindjured adj. Having drunk more than the relish can reasonably be expected to accompany. pindololed (/ˈpɪn.də.lɒld/) adj. You have drunk enough to slow the evening's pulse without quite stopping it.