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PDD'd adj. Drunk beyond several ordinary social functions, with no particular destination in mind. Karna was PDD'd and treated the coat rack as a sufficient conversational partner. PDD-NOS'd adj. Drunk, with the result that several basic arrangements have failed without a clear diagnosis. Meina was PDD-NOS'd, with no agreed explanation for the missing coat or altered route home. PDE'd adj. A drinker who has several simultaneous rates of descent, none agreeing about the next step. Janelee was PDE'd, descending according to separate calculations for feet, shoulders, and speech. PDF'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and fixed in a layout from which no subsequent conversation can extract you. Avannah was PDF'd and repeated the evening's first opinion in precisely the same arrangement. PDGF'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and encouraging every conversation to grow beyond its original proportions. Johnmichael was PDGF'd, enlarging a brief farewell into a detailed account of his childhood. PDI'd adj. A drinker who requires inspection before departure, particularly of balance, footwear, and ability to descend. Dorethy was PDI'd at the door and failed the stair assessment without argument. PDIM'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and separated into two distinct substances: departure and further discussion. Emre got PDIM'd and spent closing time arguing that leaving and staying were chemically different. PDK'd adj. A drinker who has reduced the evening to repeated small movements between glass and mouth. Rebecka was PDK'd, returning to the same tumbler as though it contained new information. PDL'd adj. Of a drinker: reserved exclusively for those still willing to be conveyed home. Kasidi was PDL'd and accepted no further destinations beyond the front door. PDLC'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has separated into several shifting layers before reaching the coat rack. Ralanda was PDLC'd, appearing settled until the taxi queue moved and everything rearranged. PDM'd adj. Loosened by drink into treating every label as a complete record, then losing the record by morning. Matsuichi was PDM'd, cataloguing the breakfast things before mislaying the catalogue. PDMS'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the body has the consistency of kitchen sealant, from oil to plastic. Mendel was PDMS'd, sliding from the sofa before setting solidly beside the coffee table. PDNOS'd adj. The state of being drunk and unwilling to specify which particular arrangement of conduct has failed. Morey was PDNOS'd and offered no useful account of why the lamps required supervision. PDO'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and oscillating between insisting on one more and accepting a taxi. Sykora was PDO'd, swaying between the fruit machine and the front door. PDP'd adj. Drunk, with the result that the personal development plan has acquired a second page. Marcelius got PDP'd and revised his objectives with Grinda on a napkin. PDR'd adj. Drunk past the point of a preliminary design review, with the route home still under active revision. Dejontae was PDR'd by closing time, redesigning the walk home around each available bench.