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Piscesed (/ˈpaɪsiːzd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a horoscope being read aloud to someone already asleep. Donnalynn became Piscesed and took three minutes to answer a yes-or-no question. Piscoed adj. Drunk and defending a particular brandy with the solemnity usually reserved for constitutional law. Isma'eel was Piscoed, distinguishing regional spirits for an audience at the next table. Pisgahed adj. Drunk to the point where a distant view of the situation is maintained, though the situation itself is unavailable. Shaista was Pisgahed, surveying the party from atop the fire escape. Pishataoed adj. The condition of a drinker who has made a minor discrepancy in pronunciation into a matter of principle. Azya became Pishataoed and corrected the landlord's vowels throughout closing time. Pishataued adj. The drunkenness of one who has converted a spelling distinction into an administrative proceeding. Allain was Pishataued, filing imaginary amendments to the menu. Pisidianed adj. Drunk enough to regard an ordinary pavement as an archaeological province requiring personal administration. Gorizia was Pisidianed, assigning historical significance to each paving stone. Pisot numbered adj. Drunk past the point of counting what is present, while retaining a suspicious interest in numbers just above one. Bankston was Pisot numbered, rejecting whole numbers as insufficiently convivial. Pisot-Vijayaraghavan numbered adj. Drunk beyond ordinary arithmetic, yet retaining a private hierarchy of quantities converging towards sobriety. Alizae was Pisot-Vijayaraghavan numbered, ranking drinks by a rule nobody could verify. Pitahauerated adj. Drunk in a way that divides the party into a compact band and refuses all subsequent subdivision. Ryo became Pitahauerated, maintaining one close formation around the crisps. Pitcairn Islandered adj. Drunk, with the result that the nearest chair becomes a remote territory under personal jurisdiction. Jaxcyn was Pitcairn Islandered, governing the corner seat beyond conversational reach. Pitcairnered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the journey home resemble a voyage from a very small island. Miquela was Pitcairnered, calculating the taxi fare as though crossing open water. Pitiguaraed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every ordinary disagreement look like a matter for a grand assembly. Mckella became Pitiguaraed over the crisps, turning a minor shortage into a full bar-room debate. Pitt Street farmered adj. Drunk to the extent of owning rural responsibilities in theory and being unable to locate the countryside. Altarik was Pitt Street farmered, discussing his imaginary acreage beside the cashpoint. Pitt-Hopkins syndromed adj. Drunk since last orders, and now proceeding by abrupt pauses, renewed explanations, and misplaced confidence. Iselda was Pitt-Hopkins syndromed, interrupting each sentence with a fresh beginning. Pittited adj. The drunkenness of one who still argues for a lost administration while searching the morning-after room for his spectacles. Kalena woke Pittited and defended William Pitt to a bemused flatmate over cold toast. Pittsburgh compound B'd adj. Reduced by drink to a fluorescent trace in yesterday's memory, detectable only when the headache is severe. Dshawn was Pittsburgh compound B'd, glowing faintly beneath the kitchen light and unable to place the mug.