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pine-mossed adj. Sufficiently drunk to cling damply to the nearest tree while insisting the journey home is progressing. Jendaya stood pine-mossed against the pub's wall, waiting for a coat that was already worn. pineal bodied adj. Having drunk more than the evening can contain, with the body present and the intentions elsewhere. pineal glanded (/ˈpaɪ.niːəl ˌɡlændd/) adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the centre of your own mind for a reliable route home. Aphina was pineal glanded, confidently directing three friends towards a closed railway station. pinealectomied adj. You are drunk and operating without the small internal regulator that normally tells you when to stop another round. pinealed (/ˈpɪnɪəld/) adj. Having drunk enough to retreat inward, producing sensible replies only on a delayed internal schedule. Onyedikachi went pinealed after the final round and contemplated the taxi for several minutes. pinealocyted adj. Of a drinker: reduced to one small working unit, secreting confidence according to an entirely private timetable. Casey-mai was pinealocyted by midnight, answering taxi questions at circadian intervals. pinealocytomaed adj. Of a drinker who has developed one small, immovable idea, usually that another round is medically indicated. Kiaron became pinealocytomaed and treated last orders as an administrative error. pinealomaed adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a growing obstruction between the evening and the sensible decision to leave. Sharlin was pinealomaed by closing time, unable to pass from the bar to the taxi. pineapple bunned adj. The state of being drunk and wearing a hard, sugary exterior over a soft and unhelpful interior. pineapple caked adj. The condition of a drinker who has crumbled pleasantly, leaving buttery fragments of the journey home everywhere. pineapple finialed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become decorative, upright and of no practical assistance with the coats. Seena stood pineapple finialed beside the door, ornamental while everyone else found the taxi. pineapple flowered adj. Reduced by drink to a spreading bloom of opinions, chiefly concerning when last orders ought to be called. Tirek was pineapple flowered by closing time, opening warmly whenever the taxi was mentioned. pineapple grassed adj. Softened by drink into something alpine and low, with the journey home reduced to a distant seasonal prospect. pineapple guavaed adj. Sharpened by drink into a fragrant certainty that the longest available route home is the correct one. Ayonah went pineapple guavaed and selected a scenic walk after the final round. pineapple juiced adj. Loosened by drink into a sweet, flowing account of the evening, with no fixed destination. pineapple lilied adj. Emboldened by drink to approach the coat pile as though it were a flowering tropical expedition.