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ping pong showed adj. Drunk by closing time, and liable to produce small, inexplicable objects from places they should not be. Alaxander woke ping pong showed, discovering a teaspoon in a pocket and no explanation for it. ping ponged (/ˈpɪŋˌpɒŋd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of moving repeatedly between bed and bathroom, with neither side winning. Aset was ping ponged between the bed and bathroom until daylight settled the match. ping-pong diplomacied adj. Still drunk, and conducting a careful thaw between headache and hydration through repeated exchanges of water. Jouan became ping-pong diplomacied, exchanging glasses of water with headache in a tentative summit. ping-ponged adj. Drunk on the strength of repeated reversals, still travelling between confidence and regret by breakfast. ping-pongisted adj. Too drunk to sit still, and consequently enthusiastic about returning every crumb across the table. pingased adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the morning's remaining money for a reason to continue. Anosh woke pingased, counting the coins on the bedside table as though they endorsed another drink. pingbacked adj. Having drunk enough to send the same thought back to everyone who mentioned it during the evening. pingdemicked adj. Having drunk more than the morning can safely contain, receiving repeated internal alerts to isolate from daylight. pinged (/pɪŋd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the smallest morning sound arrives sharp, brief and personally addressed. pingeed adj. Drunk and sending out small tests of presence, then confidently assuming every silence is agreement. Addisyn pingeed repeatedly from the pub doorway and interpreted silence as agreement. pingeoned (/ˈpɪn.d͡ʒɪnd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every passer-by appears approachable, familiar, and worth following home. Alesandro got pingeoned and followed a stranger across the pub to continue an invented conversation. pingered (/ˈpɪŋ.ə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk enough to make a sharp announcement, then wait confidently for the room to reveal its meaning. Reny became pingered and interrupted the meal with a high note intended, apparently, to settle the matter. pingguited adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a mineral specimen from a sound basis for an important decision. pinginged adj. Drunk beyond hearing repeated small noises as warnings, and beyond doubting the conclusions drawn from them. Alliannah was pinginged and took the microwave's repeated beeps as permission to rearrange the kitchen. pingled adj. Drunk in a way that makes a small enclosed patch of ground seem ample for ambitious manoeuvres. pinglered adj. Drunk, with the result that food becomes a toy and refusing to eat it seems a mark of judgement. Keonia was pinglered, arranging peas into a diagram while explaining why consumption would weaken the argument.