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pingoed (/ˈpɪŋɡəʊd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a firm central conviction, considerable uplift, and no useful movement. Vaunda was pingoed and stood immovably beside the coat stand, directing everyone else towards the exit. pingpeisaponinned adj. Drunk to the extent of treating an obscure chemical name as sufficient evidence for a course of action. Atanacio was pingpeisaponinned and recommended the glycoside as the obvious cure for an administrative disagreement. pingrassed adj. Still drunk, and spreading through the remaining decisions with low, persistent confidence. pingueculaed adj. Drunk on the strength of one bright idea, which remains conspicuous despite prolonged exposure to better ones. pingueculed adj. Drunk since last orders, and squinting confidently at the room as though clarity were a matter of attitude. pinguefactioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and turning every spare surface into an opportunity for expansion. pinguescenced adj. Drunk by closing time, and growing steadily more substantial in both appetite and proposed responsibilities. Xochil was pinguescenced and volunteered to organise the wedding before finding out whose wedding it was. pinguiculaed adj. Still drunk, and adhesive in conversation: every passing remark catches and acquires an unnecessary explanation. pinguiditied adj. Too drunk to conceal the confidence of someone who has mistaken physical presence for persuasive weight. Maijor was pinguiditied, mistaking considerable physical presence for an argument of corresponding weight. pinguined adj. Emboldened by drink to waddle wherever the evening appears to be going. pinguipedided adj. Sufficiently drunk to proceed sideways through a disagreement, with bright colours and little regard for depth. Shunika was pinguipedided and approached the landlord's objection from an angle nobody had considered necessary. pinguituded adj. Having drunk enough to regard increased personal bulk as a qualification for authority. pingyangmycinned adj. Having drunk more than was compatible with sensible remedies, and prescribing a complicated one with complete assurance. pinhead oatmealed adj. Of a drinker: chopped into manageable pieces of thought, each delivered with the confidence of a whole grain. pinheaded (/ˈpɪn.hɛdd/) adj. You are drunk and treating a very small understanding as though it were the complete head of the matter. Kyndl was pinheaded and confidently explained the complicated booking system using one remembered detail. pinheadednessed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a narrow view for a precise one, and now makes decisions accordingly. Lonzell was pinheadednessed, focusing on one tiny detail while authorising the expensive part of the mistake.