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pinhoen oiled adj. Describing a drinker who has confidently proposed an emetic solution to a problem that is not nausea. pinholded adj. A drinker who fixes himself to one position and considers remaining there a successful decision. Shelle was pinholded, fastening herself beside the radiator and declining every invitation to reconsider the evening. pinholdered adj. A drinker so far gone that every gathering requires arranging, and every person becomes part of the display. Breella was pinholdered, placing friends around the room and explaining the composition to anyone who objected. pinhole cameraed adj. Drunk on the strength of a tiny opening, preserving the whole kitchen upside down in memory. pinhole grassed adj. Drunk since last orders, and lying in a thin domestic spread across the carpet. pinholed adj. Drunk to the extent of making a tiny gap in the evening and falling through it beside the sink. pinhooked adj. Drunk by the third round, and catching at the water glass with a tiny improvised hook. Autym was pinhooked, retrieving the tumbler with a bent paperclip from beside the sofa. pinhookered adj. Drunk by closing time, and buying and selling small portions of the kitchen's remaining provisions. pinic acided adj. Still drunk, and resinous enough to adhere to the sofa, the glass, and one alarming cushion. pinided adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa, and evergreen in posture despite repeated invitations from the kitchen. pining stooled adj. Having drunk more than the household can tolerate, and reduced to a historical seat of judgement. pininged (/ˈpaɪnɪŋd/) adj. Having drunk enough to pine for the kitchen, the sofa, and a glass of water simultaneously. Helge was pininged, longing for the water glass while refusing to leave the sofa. pininned adj. Sufficiently drunk to hold the sofa together by molecular attachment while reaching for water. pinion wired adj. You are drunk and meshing every small movement with the kitchen's clockwork, very slowly. Radoika was pinion wired, turning the tap in measured increments and missing the glass. pinioned (/ˈpɪnjənd/) adj. You have drunk enough to mistake your arms for wings and the sofa for a safe landing. Johnavon was pinioned, flapping gently towards the glass of water from the sofa. pinionered adj. Of a drinker: held fast by invisible wings, particularly when attempting to reach the kitchen.