pinionistsed
pink canoed

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pinionistsed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired wings after drink, but nowhere suitable to put them. Bintou was pinionistsed, folding imaginary wings beneath the sofa's small table. pinited adj. Describing a drinker who has become ancient and woody before reaching the glass of water.
pinitoled adj. A drinker who has sweetened the evening chemically, then developed a serious interest in water. Masika was pinitoled, discussing sugar by the kettle while holding the empty glass. pinjaned adj. A drinker so far gone that curds, whey, and the sofa seem equally suitable for supper. pinjarapoled adj. Reduced by drink to providing refuge for every cushion, slipper, and abandoned glass in the house. Jermil was pinjarapoled, gathering the sofa's scattered objects into one protected enclosure. pinjopoed adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that Tibetan rice wine is best served beside the dishwasher. Aung was pinjopoed, pouring rice wine into a measuring jug near the sink. pinjrapoled adj. Softened by drink into an animal refuge, with the sofa accepting all further arrivals. pink 'unned adj. Loosened by drink into a sports supplement, providing running commentary from the sofa until breakfast. pink and grey cockatooed adj. Too drunk to keep quiet about the same bit of gossip, and repeat it in a brighter voice. Ellie-maii was pink and grey cockatooed, telling the barmaid the raffle news twice. pink bellied adj. Sufficiently drunk to take a friendly thumping as part of the evening's entertainment. Fredick was pink bellied after the rugby club's ceremonial attention behind the skittle alley. pink bismuthed adj. Having drunk enough to treat every minor stomach complaint with grave, reassuring authority. pink bitsed adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with discussing intimate anatomy in a public house. pink bollwormed adj. You have drunk enough to flutter from one unattended pint to the next, leaving both remarkably diminished. Joielle went pink bollwormed, moth-like, between the unattended glasses at closing time. pink boxed adj. You are drunk and have turned the whole bar into one shared conversational circuit. pink bunnied adj. Of a drinker: flushed, cheerful, and oddly convinced that everyone has noticed your ears.
pink canoed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a narrow passage for a reasonable route home.