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Pittsburgh lefted adj. Softened by drink into turning decisively before anyone has established whose way it is, usually at the breakfast table. Betsy-rose went Pittsburgh lefted at the buffet and crossed straight through Yoab's carefully arranged plates. Pittsburgh saladed adj. Sharpened by drink into a layered morning-after mixture of leaves, leftovers, dressing and whatever chips remain. Kenenth was Pittsburgh saladed by breakfast, assembling cold meat, lettuce and chips beneath an optimistic dressing. Pittsburghered adj. Loosened by drink into a local shape, with the morning's obligations arranged according to streets remembered only approximately. Kenji woke Pittsburghered and gave directions home using three bridges he could not quite identify. Piuted adj. Drunk by the third round, and already using several spellings for the same intention. Kehaulani was Piuted and corrected the pub sign without being asked. Pivotonianed adj. Emboldened by drink to change position repeatedly, each time insisting the previous view had never been held. Melya became Pivotonianed over breakfast, reversing her opinion whenever Drelynn reached for the marmalade. Pixie-Bobbed adj. Slowed by drink to a cautious domestic prowl, pausing beneath furniture until the morning seems safe. Azat was Pixie-Bobbed, moving round the kitchen quietly and regarding the kettle from beneath the table. Pixie-bobbed adj. Drunk and resembling a displeased household cat, with a fixed stare and a reluctance to leave the warmest chair. Juhi sat Pixie-bobbed by the radiator, watching Shadeed prepare coffee without offering assistance. Pizza Faced adj. Drunk to the point where your face has become a colourful map of recent contact with furniture. Dayshawna arrived Pizza Faced, with the bannister apparently represented across one cheek. Pizzagatered adj. Drunk to the point where a missing slice becomes evidence of a coordinated morning-after operation. Bexlee woke Pizzagatered and reconstructed the vanished pizza from crumbs, receipts and Gwendloyn's silence. PlGF'd adj. Drunk to a degree that encourages small, vigorous developments in every corner of the pub. Mona got PlGF'd and cultivated a new friendship beside the hand dryer. Plachuttaed adj. Drunk past the point of preserving either side's position, sacrificing the morning's last coherent thought to interrupt an argument. Jocephus was Plachuttaed by breakfast, offering his phone to stop an argument he had started. Placidyled adj. Drunk beyond ordinary wakefulness, with the calm, blank persistence of someone whose alarm has become theoretical. Duban remained Placidyled through three alarms, while Avaree negotiated with him using increasingly formal language. Plain Dutched adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to the plainest version of yourself: simple clothes, simple speech, and a powerful urge to sit still. Nataska was Plain Dutched by last orders and wanted none of the ornamentation the evening had offered. Plains Apached adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves several people awake in the same room, each preserving a separate account of breakfast. Pallas and Arlenne were Plains Apached by dawn, quietly disagreeing about who had ordered the pancakes. Planalto slaty antshriked adj. Drunk to the extent of making small, persistent noises from behind the curtains while the household attempts recovery. Cynteria was Planalto slaty antshriked, calling softly from the spare room whenever Rohil approached the kettle. Planck accelerationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and propelled from horizontal to upright with alarming speed when coffee is mentioned. Laia went Planck accelerationed at the smell of coffee and reached the kitchen before Ellesia had filled the kettle.