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pinnaglobinned adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every balance correction as a matter of manganese chemistry. Leeoma spent the stairs making manganese adjustments, thoroughly pinnaglobinned by midnight. pinnaplastied adj. Drunk on the strength of having corrected the ears, yet still unable to walk past them in a straight line. pinnationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and arranging every gesture in orderly subdivisions before losing the arrangement. pinned (/pɪnd/) adj. Drunk and fastening every loose object to the nearest available surface. Elsa got pinned and secured the menu to the table with a breadstick. pinned posted adj. Drunk by the third round, and fixed prominently wherever the evening has placed you. Brennus was pinned posted beside the coat stand, offering directions to the lavatories. pinneed adj. Drunk by closing time, and unable to escape the floor's firm decision about your position. pinner-upped adj. Still drunk, and treating every wall as a suitable place to display yourself. Jamalyn spent ten minutes pinner-upped against the hallway, singing an old song softly. pinnered (/ˈpɪnə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk to the point where every minor attachment becomes a personal act of engineering. pinneted (/ˈpɪnɪtd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish the summit from the staircase, or either from the floor. pinnided adj. Sufficiently drunk to retreat into a hard shell while remaining oddly buoyant. Nickos was pinnided in his coat, bobbing gently whenever anyone asked him to stand. pinnied (/ˈpɪnid/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has put an apron-like garment over ordinary clothes and forgotten the distinction. pinnigraded adj. Having drunk enough to move by flipper, with the stairs regarded as a marine inconvenience. pinninged (/ˈpɪnɪŋd/) adj. Having drunk more than balance can reasonably support, and fastening yourself to whatever is nearest. pinnipeded adj. You have drunk enough to become broad, unhurried, and dependent on the floor for direction. pinnipedimorphed adj. You are drunk and moving from upright walking into a seal-like negotiation with gravity. Odella became pinnipedimorphed halfway upstairs and advanced by determined bodily undulations. pinnocked adj. Of a drinker: chirping intermittently, quick to startle, and unwilling to trust the stairs.