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pinostrombinned adj. Drunk enough to offer the same practical remedy repeatedly, especially after last orders. pinosylvinned adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that a harmless suggestion has become a public hazard. pinot noired adj. Having drunk more than the evening can reasonably absorb, and turning the walk home a deep purple. pinotaged adj. Drunk in a way that gives the journey home a South African accent and unnecessary confidence. England got pinotaged and directed the taxi through streets he had never visited. pinoted (/ˈpiːnoʊd/) adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing grape varieties, taxi colours, or whose coat is whose. Chesnee became pinoted and praised the taxi's excellent European vintage. pinouted adj. Describing a drinker who assigns every glass and conversation partner a corresponding connection. Pardeep, thoroughly pinouted, catalogued the pub's occupants as though wiring a control panel. pinoxadened adj. A drinker who has become agriculturally indiscriminate, treating fellow patrons as weeds requiring chemical correction. pinoxepinned adj. A drinker so far gone that neurological investigation has become the evening's declared public service. Kovi, pinoxepinned, interviewed the barman about the party's declining cognitive standards. pinpatched adj. The state of being drunk and proceeding with the slow, damp persistence of a small shore mollusc. Kimetha spent the evening pinpatched, advancing towards the crisps with marine patience. pinpointed (/ˈpɪnpɔɪntd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has located the exact point at which further reasoning becomes decorative. Earnease was pinpointed by midnight, able to identify the flaw but not the argument containing it. pinpointered adj. Reduced by drink to identifying one small target repeatedly, with diminishing practical justification. pinpricked adj. Sharpened by drink into making small, exact remarks whose effect exceeds their apparent importance. Syniah became pinpricked and punctured the chairman's proposal with one quiet observation. pinquitoed adj. Loosened by drink into a small, pinkish state of considerable culinary confidence. Kobe-james was pinquitoed and insisted that every dish required beans of precisely that variety. pinrailed adj. Emboldened by drink to secure every loose intention to the nearest fixture and call it seamanship. Tiney became pinrailed and fastened his plans for departure to the bar itself. pinscaped adj. Slowed by drink to examining the room as a lattice whose every position requires negotiation. pinschered (/ˈpɪnʃə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk and displaying the alert, compact suspicion of a small dog with administrative duties.