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pipaged adj. A drinker who has connected every available route between sofa, kitchen and water tap. Jacquella was pipaged, laying imaginary plumbing between the sofa and the kitchen. pipalled adj. Drunk beyond sensible recovery, seeking absolution beneath a broad sacred fig. Hikaru woke pipalled beneath the garden tree, unable to explain the blanket. pipamazined adj. The state of being drunk and sedated into accepting the sofa as a permanent arrangement. pipamperoned adj. The condition of a drinker who has become quiet, detached and unexpectedly content with the kitchen floor. Cris was pipamperoned, sitting peacefully on the kitchen floor beside a full glass. pipazetated adj. The drunkenness of one who has suppressed every cough except the one required to summon water. Zhariya was pipazetated, coughing once at the sofa and waiting for assistance. pipe banded adj. Softened by drink into a one-person procession of bagpipe noises between sofa and kitchen. Jovonne went pipe banded, providing bagpipe noises during a solemn procession between sofa and kitchen. pipe bendered adj. Sharpened by drink into an instrument for putting the drinking straw at impossible angles. pipe bombed adj. Loosened by drink into a sudden domestic disturbance when the sealed bottle finally meets the floor. Amiyah-grace was pipe bombed and dropped the fizzy water with modest but decisive force. pipe chased adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a plumber looking for the water supply behind the walls. Dayland was pipe chased, following the skirting board towards the kitchen at a measured crawl. pipe cleanered adj. Having drunk enough to poke soft, bristly advice into every narrow conversation at the bar. Rett got pipe cleanered and worked his way through the snug, tidying conversations nobody had asked him to. pipe cuttered adj. Having drunk more than a plumber needs to cut through, and now dividing every round into smaller jobs. Cheryllee was pipe cuttered, dividing the remaining rounds into smaller jobs before attempting the stairs. pipe doped adj. You are drunk and making every shaky arrangement sound leakproof under pressure. pipe dreamed (/ˈpaɪp driːmd/) adj. Of a drinker: nursing an impossible plan as carefully as the last half of a pint. Curtrina got pipe dreamed and proposed reopening the pub for breakfast by seven. pipe fittered adj. Drunk enough to install an invisible industrial system between the sofa and the biscuit tin. Aibha was pipe fittered between sofa and biscuit tin, installing an invisible industrial system without materials. pipe keyed adj. Describing a drinker who fits himself into every locked conversation and turns the tumblers by force. Jesco got pipe keyed and inserted himself into the publican's private discussion. pipe lightered adj. A drinker who applies a small, improvised spark to an otherwise settled evening. Khadidiatou went pipe lightered and revived the argument over whose round it was.