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pipe-openered adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation acquires a hole through which more drink can pass. Aydenn got pipe-openered and punctured the quiet table with a question about closing time. pipe-stapled adj. Drunk past the point of being a person and into the rigid supporting stem of an unfinished tobacco habit. Ishaa became pipe-stapled and stood beside the fireplace awaiting a bowl that never arrived. pipe-sticked adj. A drinker who draws solemnly on an absent wooden stem, then asks where the tobacco is. Fawaaz sat pipe-sticked beside the fireplace, requesting a light from an electric lamp. pipe-treed adj. A drinker so far gone that a noble flowering shrub is addressed as though it were smoking equipment. pipeaged adj. A drinker so far gone that the plumbing has become a complete plan for getting home. pipebombed adj. Emboldened by drink to open the cupboard beneath the sink in search of a more direct route. pipebuzoned adj. The state of being drunk and treating an anti-inflammatory prescription as a suitable companion for the evening. pipecased adj. The condition of a drinker who wraps the evening carefully, then places himself somewhere soft and shuts the lid. Talese was pipecased by midnight, tucked beneath a coat on the sitting-room sofa. pipeclayed adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes red stone for a ceremonial implement and proceeds with quiet dignity. pipecolated adj. Reduced by drink to a salt-like state, readily dissolved in conversation and of little further use. pipecolic acided adj. Softened by drink into a small, wandering molecule, with the evening's disorder concentrated in the head. Gerdie became pipecolic acided and circled the table in search of a stable bond. pipecolined adj. Sharpened by drink into a methylated version of yourself, particularly pointed about matters of no consequence. Zione grew pipecolined and corrected the menu's punctuation with a breadstick. pipecuroniumed adj. Loosened by drink into an inertial arrangement in which the muscles have withdrawn from negotiations. pipecuttered adj. You have drunk enough to separate the bar's conversations with the practical certainty of a plumber. piped (/paɪpd/) adj. Reduced by drink to producing long, hollow notes whenever asked where the glass is. piped linked adj. Emboldened by drink to rename every destination while sending everyone towards the same public house. Cardyn grew piped linked and called the kebab shop ‘home’ on three separate maps.