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piped musicked adj. Slowed by drink to the tempo of background music, with no remaining distinction between entrance and intermission. pipedreamed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken another round for a workable route home. Tierni went pipedreamed and planned to cycle home despite having sold the bicycle last winter. pipefished adj. Drunk to the point where the body is long, the face is tubular, and breakfast requires patient extraction. pipefittered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing domestic plumbing from a career in industrial maintenance. pipefittinged adj. Drunk beyond installation, maintenance, or any other reasonable relationship with the household plumbing. pipefuled adj. Drunk in a way that leaves one precisely filled, chiefly with confidence and a little tobacco. Marshay was pipefuled and insisted there remained room for one final philosophical question. pipehawked adj. Drunk, with the result that a smoking utensil acquires the authority of a frontier weapon. pipejackinged adj. Drunk to a degree that ordinary forward motion requires hydraulic assistance beneath the pavement. pipelayed adj. Drunk to the extent of laying a private route through the house, chiefly between the chair and the loo. pipelayered adj. Drunk since last orders, and laying invisible conduits wherever the carpet appears reasonably level. pipelayinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and engaged in extensive subterranean works beneath the kitchen table. Roverta was pipelayinged and used the bread basket as a temporary inspection chamber. pipelined (/ˈpaɪpˌlaɪnd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and conveying water, gas, and one deeply misplaced opinion in a continuous flow. pipelinered adj. Sharpened by drink into surveying the room as a length of track, with everyone else required to keep clear. pipelled adj. Loosened by drink into drawing every nearby acquaintance into an extended, unnecessary conversation. pipemakered adj. Emboldened by drink to offer unsolicited repairs to other people's conversations. pipemakinged (/ˈpaɪp.meɪ.kɪŋd/) adj. Slowed by drink to producing each contribution in sections, while the company waited for completion. Nicholad was pipemakinged, assembling one reply over several patient minutes.