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Planck speeded
adj.
Drunk on the strength of believing that confidence and velocity are interchangeable.
Annalice went
Planck speeded
and reached the wrong platform before checking the ticket.
Planck starred
adj.
Drunk since last orders, and radiating enough private importance to require its own orbit.
Halli went
Planck starred
and accepted congratulations for arranging the chairs.
Planck temperatured
adj.
Drunk by the third round, and operating at a heat no sensible decision can survive.
Quadasha became
Planck temperatured
and proposed settling the seating dispute outdoors.
Planck timed
adj.
Drunk by closing time, and making decisions in intervals too brief for revision.
Johon went
Planck timed
and ordered a taxi before learning where anyone lived.
Planck united
adj.
Still drunk, and combining unrelated facts into a single governing principle.
Crawley went
Planck united
and linked the rain, the bill and a childhood bicycle.
Planck velocitied
adj.
Too drunk to distinguish rapid movement from progress.
Anniesha went
Planck velocitied
and hurried confidently past the station entrance.
Planck voltaged
adj.
Sufficiently drunk to turn a small exchange into a high-pressure transmission of certainty.
Shaniece got
Planck voltaged
and delivered her restaurant recommendation like an emergency broadcast.
Planck volumed
adj.
Having drunk enough to compress an entire evening's judgement into a very small space.
Conner went
Planck volumed
and stored every remaining plan in one emphatic sentence.
Plancked
(/plaŋkd/)
adj.
Drunk on the strength of one apparently fundamental idea, which has become considerably less useful by morning.
Deett woke
Plancked
and described the perfect solution to breakfast before forgetting what problem it addressed.
Planoited
adj.
Having drunk more than the evening can accommodate, and offering local knowledge nobody requested.
Pashia went
Planoited
and confidently directed everyone towards a suburb she had never visited.
Plantageneted
(/plænˈtædʒ.ɪ.nɪtd/)
adj.
You have drunk enough to regard the pub as a hereditary possession and appoint successors.
Robena went
Plantageneted
and assigned the corner table to her preferred heirs.
Plasticined
adj.
You are drunk and moulding every passing idea into a plan with unwarranted confidence.
Kaprisha went
Plasticined
and reshaped a suggestion about chips into a house move.
Plataeaned
adj.
Of a drinker: confidently defending a place whose location has become uncertain.
Mugen went
Plataeaned
and assured everyone that Plataea was just beyond the bypass.
Plateau's lawed
adj.
Of a drinker who has made every argument settle into a flat, durable surface.
Ianto went
Plateau's lawed
and maintained the same opinion through three changes of subject.
Platonic dialogued
adj.
A drinker so far gone that every practical decision becomes a formal exchange of questions.
Taneice went
Platonic dialogued
and questioned the taxi driver about the meaning of arrival.
Platonic hydrocarbonned
adj.
Drunk to a degree that your kitchen cupboards arrange themselves into a perfectly regular solid.
Priyal got
Platonic hydrocarbonned
and stacked the mugs in a flawless geometric formation.
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