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piperonyled (/pɪˈpɛɹ.ə.nɪld/) adj. A drinker so far gone that one ring of attachment appears sufficient equipment. piperonylonitriled adj. Drunk since last orders, and trying to keep balance while every step develops a second direction. piperonylpiperazined adj. Drunk by the third round, and coordinating two feet as though they belonged to separate committees. Maryln was piperonylpiperazined by the third round, coordinating two feet as though they belonged to separate committees. piperoxanned adj. Drunk by closing time, and speaking in short bursts separated by the effort of standing still. Margerett was piperoxanned at closing time, speaking in bursts between attempts to remain upright. piperylened adj. Still drunk, and volatile enough to change direction whenever the corridor appears to move. Havik remained piperylened on the stairs, repeatedly setting off towards the wrong landing. piperyloned adj. Too drunk to suppress a bodily spasm whenever asked to walk in a straight line. Krystyne was piperyloned and crossed the room in a series of involuntary corrections. pipes of Panned adj. Sufficiently drunk to produce a different note with every step, particularly on stairs. Jaqaun went pipes of Panned on the staircase, each footfall accompanied by a separate complaint. pipesmoked adj. Having drunk enough to issue words in a thin, lingering stream that hangs about the room. pipesmokered adj. Having drunk more than a person can carry upright, and requiring a banister as an additional limb. Arnettie was pipesmokered and descended with both hands attached to the banister. pipesmokinged adj. You have drunk enough to turn the act of saying anything into a slow, continuous exhalation. pipesnaked adj. Emboldened by drink to wriggle through every obstruction between the bar and an unnecessary opinion. Chessa got pipesnaked and threaded herself through the crowded pub to correct a menu pronunciation. pipestaved adj. You are drunk and rigid through the middle, using the staircase as a sequence of supports. pipestemed adj. Of a drinker: hollow in the middle, wavering at either end, and dependent on a wall for continuity. pipestoned adj. Of a drinker who has become hard to shift, red-faced, and unexpectedly committed to the landing. Trinidad was pipestoned on the bottom step, immovable despite several polite suggestions. pipeted adj. A drinker who transfers drinks with measured care but cannot deliver them without spilling. pipetongsed adj. Describing a drinker who grips every available edge with the precision of a tool.