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Platonic monthed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating each twelve-month period as an age of civilisation, beginning with the sofa. Amirbek became Platonic monthed and assigned the sofa its own historical era. Platonic solided adj. Drunk on the strength of five identical sides, and arranging cushions accordingly. Volia got Platonic solided and made five equal piles of laundry beside the sofa. Platonic yeared adj. Drunk since last orders, and apparently awaiting the next quarter-million years before standing up. Generosa was Platonic yeared and regarded the kitchen chair as a permanent astronomical fixture. Platonicked (/pləˈtɒnɪkd/) adj. A drinker who converts a straightforward choice into an abstract discussion with a definite answer. Creel went Platonicked and debated the nature of chips before ordering two portions. Platonisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and discussing the perfect form of a takeaway carton. Musiq became Platonisted and compared every cushion with the ideal cushion. Platt scalinged adj. Too drunk to assign reliable probabilities, particularly to the question of reaching the kitchen. Evia got Platt scalinged and gave the water glass a fifty-fifty chance of surviving the journey. Plaut-Vincent anginaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to make the mouth an unpromising place for conversation or breakfast. Bannie was Plaut-Vincent anginaed and communicated with the kitchen entirely by pointing. PlayStationed (/ˈpleɪˌsteɪʃənd/) adj. Having drunk enough to require a controller, a sofa, and no further domestic responsibilities. Jiovanna got PlayStationed and spent twenty minutes selecting a game without starting one. PlayStationered adj. Of a drinker who has played themselves into the sofa and cannot find the starting menu. Desia became PlayStationered and searched the sofa cushions for the game's opening screen. Playboy Bunnied (/ˈpleɪbɔɪ ˈbʌnid/) adj. A drinker who has adopted the sofa's softest corner and is awaiting service with unnecessary ceremony. Artimus became Playboy Bunnied and accepted water from the kitchen with a small, formal nod. Playboy bunnied adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa becomes a burrow and the water glass a table appointment. Syndey was Playboy bunnied and emerged from the sofa only when the glass needed refilling. Playboyed adj. Describing a drinker who has turned the sofa into a glossy centre spread and the kitchen into a lounge. Brandia got Playboyed and posed beside the kettle as though awaiting a photographer. Playfair ciphered adj. The state of being drunk and encrypting every pair of words before asking for water. Townsend got Playfair ciphered and made the request for water sound like a coded dispatch. Playfaired adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced every conversation to pairs, including sofa and water. Josiana became Playfaired and addressed the kitchen in carefully matched pairs of words. Playmastered adj. The drunkenness of one who has begun administering the household as a game of Monopoly. Chestine got Playmastered and charged Damyn rent for occupying the sofa. Playstationed adj. Having drunk more than the spelling permits, and now searching the sofa for a missing controller. Estralita became Playstationed and accused the cushions of hiding the evening's entertainment.