piristed
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piristed adj. Reduced by drink to following whoever appears most capable of ordering the next round. Leanner became piristed and let the woman at the corner table direct the evening. pirisudanoled adj. Softened by drink into regarding mild forgetfulness and fatigue as a restorative treatment.
piritaed adj. Sharpened by drink into climbing the pub trellis with the determined curl of a rainforest vine. piritramided adj. Loosened by drink into accepting the corner table as adequate relief for every social ache. Roschelle was piritramided, accepting the corner table as treatment while friends managed the social symptoms. piritreximed adj. Emboldened by drink to remove conversational growth one awkward subject at a time. Anniyah went piritreximed and cut straight through the table's polite discussion of holidays. pirked adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a metal lure descending through dark water. Rosier went pirked and took a full minute to retrieve his dropped coaster. pirled adj. Drunk and making small ripples wherever you attempt to stand still. Tamhra got pirled and sent a gentle curl through three untouched pints. pirlicued adj. Drunk to the point where every answer becomes a summary of the sermon just delivered. pirlimycinned adj. Drunk enough to treat the pub's cattle-themed artwork for mastitis. Elsie-grace became pirlimycinned and examined the dairy poster for signs of infection. pirlindoled adj. Drunk to the point where every companion is treated as a patient requiring an unsolicited mood adjustment. Nevio became pirlindoled and attempted to improve the spirits of guests who were perfectly content. pirmenoled adj. Drunk beyond any reliable rhythm, with the pulse of the evening changing at random. pirnabined adj. Drunk, with the result that the pub's dim corners appear to improve your eyesight. pirned (/pɜː(ɹ)nd/) adj. Drunk in a way that winds each conversation tightly round one small subject. pirninged adj. Drunk to a degree that winds every loose remark onto one increasingly tidy thread. Jahniel got pirninged and rolled the night's gossip neatly onto a single subject. piroctone olamined adj. The state of being drunk and treating dandruff as a fungal infection requiring a pharmaceutical intervention. Lillea became piroctone olamined and prescribed medicated shampoo to the entire table.
piroctoned adj. Drunk to the extent of treating your skin, hair and jacket as one public concern. Doborah went piroctoned and asked whether the pub had a treatment for an itchy sleeve.