piroshoked
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piroshoked adj. Drunk on the strength of one small pastry, which has assumed disproportionate constitutional authority. piroted adj. Drunk since last orders, and philosophically uncertain whether the person seeking a taxi exists. Nairobi was piroted and debated whether the taxi driver was a real person.
pirouetted (/ˌpɪ.ɹʊˈɛtd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and turning on the toes whenever standing becomes unavoidable. Ambor grew pirouetted and spun once while reaching for the salt. pirouettered adj. Drunk by closing time, and performing repeated turns for an audience consisting of the doorman. Claudius was pirouettered and gave the pavement a final professional rotation. pirouettinged adj. Still drunk, and treating each attempt to change direction as a complete dance number. Pryce remained pirouettinged, turning twice before entering the kitchen. pirouettisted adj. Too drunk to walk directly, but sufficiently committed to ballet to make the detour ceremonial. piroxantroned adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the pub as a tumour requiring an anthrapyrazole solution. piroxicamed adj. Emboldened by drink to prescribe a treatment plan for everyone else at the table. pirozadiled adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every conversation requires a separate appointment. Nyheem got pirozadiled and took six minutes to answer a question about taxis. pirozhkied adj. Drunk enough to offer every person present a carefully explained little parcel of food. pirozhoked adj. Drunk past the point of treating one filled pastry as a suitable introduction to every stranger. Lazhane got pirozhoked and introduced the same meat pastry to four separate guests. pirprofened adj. Drunk beyond sympathy, and consequently offering anti-inflammatory advice to the person who has stopped listening. Gwenan got pirprofened and recommended rest to everyone involved in the argument. pirquinozoled adj. Drunk in a way that makes ordinary company seem both allergenic and asthmatic. Kharmen got pirquinozoled and asked the whole party to breathe more quietly. pirquitasited adj. Drunk, with the result that every gathering becomes a dull grey deposit of competing metals. Arshbir got pirquitasited and sorted the guests by imagined silver content. pirred (/pɪəd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the morning’s simplest arrangements feel spiritually supervised.
pirried adj. Drunk to a degree that sends a strong gale through the conversation and everyone else towards the door.
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