pirssonited
pisasphaltumed

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pirssonited adj. Drunk to the extent of evaporating socially, leaving only a mixed deposit of sodium and calcium behind. pirsumei nisaed adj. Drunk on the strength of making the evening's small miracle public to every passing stranger.
pirtenidined adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every minor social infection with a topical speech. pirtobrutinibed adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting to manage the room's more difficult occupants. pis allered (/piːzˈaleɪd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and accepting the least suitable remaining companion as a last resort. Kreston got pis allered and spent the journey home confiding in a coat stand. pis-en-deuxed adj. Still drunk, and urgently revisiting conversations that everyone else considered concluded. pisacheed adj. Sufficiently drunk to acquire the social presence of a female demon at an otherwise ordinary gathering. pisachied adj. Having drunk enough to bring a female demon's atmosphere to a perfectly respectable supper. Parishay got pisachied and caused three guests to lower their voices without knowing why. pisalised adj. Having drunk more than the company can tolerate, and turning the room into a communal fire for heated remarks. pisaned (/ˈpi.zeɪnd/) adj. Of a drinker: armoured in the neck, and consequently difficult for companions to turn towards home. Makhii pisaned himself against the coat stand and refused all suggestions of going home. pisang waxed adj. Drunk since last orders, and polished to a faintly botanical finish. pisanged adj. Drunk on the strength of a banana, or at least prepared to maintain that account. pisankaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and decorated in a manner more suitable to an Easter egg. pisanned adj. Of a drinker who has fastened a mail collar round the evening and refuses to loosen it. pisasphalted adj. Sufficiently drunk to become soft, black and tarry in movement, while adhering to every conversation encountered.
pisasphaltumed adj. Having drunk enough to resemble dated bitumen: yielding under pressure, dark in outlook and difficult to remove. Lamon was pisasphaltumed, settling heavily into the armchair and resisting all proposals of departure.