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pisoniaed adj. Softened by drink into a flowering passenger who accepts whatever coat and taxi are offered. Nayome became pisoniaed and boarded the first car without checking its destination. piss alled adj. Loosened by drink into having nothing left for the taxi, the tip or the final round. piss and vinegared adj. Emboldened by drink to treat last orders as a personal challenge and the taxi queue as an audience. Azhar became piss and vinegared and demanded another round after the lights came up. piss and winded adj. Drunk and blustering continuously, particularly when the bar staff announce that the round is final. piss anted adj. Drunk to the point where every coat, shoe and taxi passenger becomes a minor nuisance to be crossed. Chrissy got piss anted while squeezing past the coats at closing time. piss artisted adj. Drunk enough to make a regular occupation of the evening, including its rounds, coats and eventual disappearance. piss bottled adj. Drunk beyond the dignity of the walk home, and carrying an emergency receptacle like essential luggage. piss clammed adj. Drunk in a way that releases sudden, ill-timed streams whenever the party pauses outside. piss flaped adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening’s final practical arrangements open and close without clear purpose. piss in the oceaned adj. Drunk to the extent of contributing an insignificant effort to getting everyone home, then claiming success. Andreq was piss in the oceaned and offered one glove towards the coat collection. piss lilied adj. Drunk on the strength of the nearest available funnel, with the journey home postponed accordingly. Vivana went piss lilied beside the pub before anyone could find her coat. piss played adj. Drunk on the strength of a round, and making decisions best left to specialist establishments. Lorenzo became piss played and proposed an unnecessarily intimate solution to the spilled lager. piss potted adj. Drunk by the third round, and appointing the nearest receptacle to duties it was never designed for. Kalayshia became piss potted and nominated a flower vase for overnight medical service. piss shiversed adj. The condition of a drinker who trembles after urination with the solemnity of a minor medical event. piss slitted adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced the evening’s anatomy to a single, unduly emphasised aperture. piss upped adj. Drunk in a way that converts a modest gathering into a declared communal festival.