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Pleiadeaned adj. Softened by drink into an agreeable visitor from somewhere beyond the kitchen cupboards. Ayva-grace got Pleiadeaned and asked the sofa whether Earth customarily served water. Pleiaded adj. Reduced by drink to seven small lights in the kitchen, each apparently responsible for the water. Nolawit became Pleiaded and counted seven reflections in the kitchen window. Pleiadianed adj. Sharpened by drink into a visitor from the stars with a precise opinion about sofa angles. Jildardo became Pleiadianed and corrected the kitchen light's trajectory from the sofa. Plimsoll lined adj. Loosened by drink into a vessel at maximum domestic capacity, with the sofa marking the waterline. Cagla was Plimsoll lined and settled on the sofa before attempting one final glass of water. Plimsoll marked adj. Too drunk to keep the contents of the glass below an imaginary line. Corneilous was Plimsoll marked, topping up a half that was already full. Plinian eruptioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to send a tall column of crisps, lager and conversation skywards. Pierre-marc became Plinian eruptioned beside the fruit machine and scattered crisps everywhere. Plinydomed adj. Having drunk enough to explain the pub's ancient history to strangers at length. Roneka got Plinydomed and gave the barmaid a lecture on Roman drinking habits. Plipped adj. Having drunk more than enough to lock the motor, the car, and eventually the lavatory door remotely. Irfaan was Plipped and kept pressing the fob at the coat stand. Plotinianed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the pub's ceiling light for the source of your soul. Faithia was Plotinianed and claimed the lampshade had sent her homeward. Plotinisted adj. You are drunk and attempting to reunite with the divine Being through the optics of the beer garden. Luay went Plotinisted and tried to ascend through the smoking shelter. Plott Hounded adj. Of a drinker: following the scent of crisps, gravy and other provisions with determined accuracy. Anja went Plott Hounded and tracked the missing pork scratchings beneath three coats. Plough Sundayed adj. Of a drinker who has reached the traditional point for solemnly blessing the implements of breakfast. Salvatrice was Plough Sundayed, raising a chip as though it were ceremonial equipment. Plummer-Vinson syndromed adj. Describing a drinker who finds swallowing the last mouthful an unnecessarily engineered operation. Detroy became Plummer-Vinson syndromed over a dry biscuit and required considerable encouragement. Plutarched (/ˈpluː.tɑːkd/) adj. A drinker who compares everyone at the bar by character, virtue and quality of anecdote. Bossie got Plutarched and paired the landlord with Caesar before closing time. Pluto monkeyed adj. A drinker so far gone that the side whiskers appear before the sense of direction. Tansey was Pluto monkeyed, black of mood and grey about the edges by eleven. Pluto pupped adj. The state of being drunk and requiring a battered sausage on a stick as structural support. Chethan became Pluto pupped outside the takeaway, gripping his supper like a walking aid.