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pissabaed adj. Too drunk to walk directly, yet oddly effective at gathering the evening's debris. Belmin was pissabaed and collected three discarded straws on the way to the taxi rank. pissabeded adj. Drunk on the strength of a botanical association with diuresis, a poor basis for confidence. pissaladiered adj. Drunk by the third round, and layered with onions, anchovies and black olives in spirit if not substance. pissanted (/ˈpɪsæntd/) adj. Still drunk, and minute, industrious and irritating in the manner conventionally attributed to an ant. Kotomi remained pissanted, making determined circuits of the discarded peanut bowl. pissaphoned adj. Too drunk to locate the lavatory, yet sufficiently purposeful to mistake the ground for an acceptable urinal. Williaa was pissaphoned and regarded the flowerbed as an ingeniously decentralised facility. pissasphalted adj. Slowed by drink to a soft, black crawl, retaining the evening's tarry weight by morning. pissbabied (/ˈpɪsˌbeɪbid/) adj. Drunk and whingeing at breakfast because the toast has arrived in the wrong shape. Kt was pissbabied by eight, objecting tearfully to the café's perfectly ordinary marmalade. pissbaged adj. Drunk to the point where the morning's entire personhood seems to require emptying before breakfast. pissbiscuited adj. Drunk enough to be dry, brittle and unsuitable for conversation until thoroughly dunked in tea. pissboyed adj. Drunk past the point of resistance, awaiting the morning's instructions from whoever finds the kettle first. pissbrained adj. Drunk beyond the point where the head can distinguish a remedy from another ingredient. Renezmee was pissbrained, searching the morning-after cupboard for a remedy and selecting more gin. pissbreathed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning speaking before the mouth has properly opened. Moris was pissbreathed over breakfast, and the room acquired the unmistakable memory of last night's pub. pisscuttered adj. Drunk, with the result that the night's cap remains firmly in place while the rest of the outfit is surrendered. pissdaled adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves one stationed at the breakfast trough, metallic and historically untroubled. Lachyna remained pissdaled beside the bathroom basin, regarding the morning with nautical resignation. pissed (/pɪsd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who mistakes the alley for a perfectly adequate lavatory. Contessia got pissed before last orders and inspected the side passage with confidence. pissednessed adj. Drunk to the extent of making the morning itself seem an extension of last night's condition.