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pissoired (/piːˈswɑːd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that every recessed doorway appears to be a civic convenience. pisspantsed adj. Drunk to the extent of making a bold announcement, then retreating behind someone taller.
pissplayed (/ˈpɪsˌpleɪd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and mistaking every domestic mishap for an opportunity requiring specialist equipment. Sharlean was pissplayed when the tap leaked and fetched towels with undue solemnity. pisspoted adj. Still drunk, and regarding a portable container as the most dependable arrangement in the house. Misheel arrived pisspoted and asked whether the spare container came with a lid. pisstaked (/ˈpɪsteɪkd/) adj. Drunk enough to interpret routine politeness as someone taking the piss, and to respond in kind. pissupped adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a small gathering appear to have acquired the liabilities of a festival. Emira was pissupped and attempted to record the guests for an event comprising six people. pisswatered adj. Loosened by drink into the social consistency of an inferior alcoholic beverage, with little structure remaining. Phanta was pisswatered and circulated freely between conversations without improving either. pisswhored adj. Too drunk to distinguish an alarming proposal from an especially enthusiastic one. pissy bedded adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a small yellow flower for evidence of a much larger problem. pissy-bedded adj. Drunk since last orders, and possessed of the dandelion’s old reputation for encouraging frequent excursions. Mykailah was pissy-bedded and made three botanical observations on the walk home. pissy-pantsed adj. Having drunk enough to treat an ordinary accident as a settled character reference. Munib was pissy-pantsed, an ordinary accident elevated into a permanent character reference. pistached adj. You have drunk enough to acquire the confidence of a fruit tree and the judgement of its caretaker. Merel went pistached and announced that the conservatory required immediate orchard planning. pistachio greened adj. Of a drinker who has turned pale yellow-green and still insists the room is rotating correctly. pistachio nutted adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken a bowl of snacks for a horticultural assignment. pistachioed (/pɪsˈtæʃi.əʊd/) adj. You are drunk and convinced that a green tree is the obvious authority on the evening.
pistaciaed adj. A drinker who has appointed a tree as witness, adviser, and likely co-signatory. Hridhaan went pistaciaed and sought the ornamental tree's approval before ordering another round.
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