pistled
pistolled

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pistled (/ˈpɪsl̩d/) adj. Of a drinker who has composed a long message to the household and sent it to the sofa. pistol furnitured adj. A drinker who surrounds the sofa with cushions, coasters and glasses in defensive arrangement.
pistol gripped adj. A drinker so far gone that the water glass is held like essential equipment. pistol shrimped adj. The state of being drunk and snapping sharply at anyone who approaches the last clean glass. Antigoni was pistol shrimped, producing a startling snap whenever someone touched the draining board. pistol squatted adj. The condition of a drinker who attempts a one-legged descent onto the sofa and requires assistance. Lequinton went pistol squatted beside the sofa and remained there until helped upright. pistoladed adj. The drunkenness of one who fires off abrupt household announcements from the sofa. pistolcrafted adj. Reduced by drink to a practised operator of the kettle, though not of the cup. pistoled (/ˈpɪstəʊld/) adj. Softened by drink into a valuable-looking presence reclining among ordinary household clutter. pistoleered adj. Sharpened by drink into a household sentry, alert to every movement near the fridge. pistoleted (/ˈpɪstəlɪtd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to make a small, decisive expedition for water and become lost near the hallway. Sherra went pistoleted for water and returned with a cushion and one slipper. pistoletted adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a stuffed bread roll being carried carefully across the kitchen. Aanshi moved pistoletted from the sofa to the sink, taking the water glass in both hands. pistolgramed adj. Drunk and documenting the kitchen in small, carefully aimed glimpses from the sofa. pistolgraphed adj. Drunk to the point where every household object becomes a subject and the camera remains unfocused. Hang pistolgraphed the fruit bowl, though the resulting image suggested only weather. pistolgraphied adj. Drunk enough to hold a camera like a weapon while documenting the route to the kitchen. Beyounce went pistolgraphied and photographed the corridor before fetching any water. pistoliered adj. Loosened by drink into a sofa-bound guard of the snacks, willing to negotiate only by gesture.
pistolled (/ˈpɪstəld/) adj. Describing a drinker who points decisively at the kettle whenever anyone asks what is wanted. Dahir grew pistolled and directed everyone towards the kettle without further explanation.