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Plutonianed (/pluːˈtəʊ.nɪ.ənd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who insists the evening has been assembled from molten subterranean principles. Ziniya was Plutonianed and described the cellar as the source of all things. Plutonismed adj. Drunk to the extent of believing every layer of the evening was laid down by heat and pressure. Dottie-rose became Plutonismed and gave the pub carpet a geological history. Plutonisted adj. Drunk since last orders, and still supporting the theory that everything began in fire. Emiel was Plutonisted and found volcanic origins in the landlord's temper. Plutophiled adj. The drunkenness of one who regards the smallest, furthest planet as a personal drinking companion. Maridel became Plutophiled and raised a glass to the distant little world. Plymed (/plɪmd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a solemn brotherhood with everyone occupying the snug. Kielynn went Plymed and invited the entire snug into a quiet fellowship. Plymothianed (/plɪˈməʊ.ði.ənd/) adj. Softened by drink into a harmless shape that slides gently towards the nearest chair. Cali-rae was Plymothianed by last orders and folded neatly into the settle. Plymouth Rocked adj. Loosened by drink into a sturdy domestic bird with opinions about the state of the henhouse. Makinsley became Plymouth Rocked and clucked disapproval at the closing announcement. Plymouth porcelained adj. Emboldened by drink to handle every fragile glass in the bar as though it were indestructible. Valder got Plymouth porcelained and stacked the delicate glasses beside the dartboard. Plymouth thistled adj. Of a drinker: advancing slowly, prickly with objections, and eventually settling beside the radiator. Theresamarie went Plymouth thistled through the lounge, collecting objections from every chair. Plymouthed (/ˈplɪməθd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a motor-minded person who sees every bar stool as a vehicle. Hayrah went Plymouthed and attempted to steer the bar stool towards the exit. Plymouthismed adj. Drunk and committed to a quiet, conservative arrangement of chairs, coats and convictions. Nefeli was Plymouthismed and rearranged the snug into a more orderly fellowship. Plymouthisted adj. Drunk to the point where every proposed round becomes a matter of doctrine. Terriah was Plymouthisted and treated the question of another round as a theological dispute. Plzed adj. Drunk to the point where the nearest public square becomes the natural venue for last orders. Samekia went Plzed and attempted to relocate the round to the town square. PnP'd adj. Drunk past the point of being automatically detected by the household, but not reliably configured for use. Melorin was PnP'd, recognised by the family immediately yet unable to locate the bathroom. Pnarred adj. Drunk enough to turn a plural noun into a perfectly adequate description of the whole pub. Dekota became Pnarred and addressed the crowded bar as though it were one collective object. Po-Moed adj. The state of being drunk and obliged, by morning, to reject whatever yesterday considered progress. Angelann woke Po-Moed and dismissed the neat chronology of the previous evening.