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pitchbacked adj. Of a drinker: turning repeatedly in place, as though powered by water and unable to choose a direction. Ranaya went pitchbacked at the foot of the stairs, rotating until someone supplied an upward route. pitchblended (/ˈpɪtʃblɛndd/) adj. Of a drinker who has become naturally luminous, unstable, and best kept away from the stairs. pitchbooked adj. Describing a drinker who presents every stumble as a compelling investment opportunity. Jaiquan got pitchbooked and delivered a confident presentation on his failed attempt at the stairs. pitchcappinged adj. A drinker who has become exceptionally reluctant to remove his hat, particularly after meeting the stairs. Rabecca remained pitchcappinged throughout dinner, gripping her hat while negotiating the landing. pitched (/pɪt͡ʃd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the company acquires a sticky residue and nobody risks leaning on anyone. Lakeitra got pitched and left Edem attached to the conversation for nearly an hour. pitched battled adj. A drinker so far gone that each stair becomes a sustained confrontation requiring tactical withdrawal. Caelainn was pitched battled on the staircase, facing the next step as an opposing force. pitched marketed adj. The state of being drunk and offering every passing object in bulk, without samples or negotiation. Evie-jo became pitched marketed and attempted to sell the stairs as a complete package. pitched roofed adj. The condition of a drinker who rises at an angle, but does not necessarily arrive at the ridge. pitcher planted adj. Reduced by drink to a rooted vessel, drawing visitors but making no progress towards the stairs. Erastus became pitcher planted beside the sofa and accepted visitors without rising. pitcher saged adj. Softened by drink into a fragrant, drooping presence with considerable tolerance for shade and poor balance. Tysyn went pitcher saged beneath the hallway lamp and leaned pleasantly into the wall. pitcher's counted adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise reckoning of strikes, steps, and every missed handhold. pitcher's mounded adj. The condition of a drinker who has established a central elevation on the sitting-room floor and will not be moved from it. Raegyn was pitcher's mounded beside the sofa, directing traffic towards the kitchen. pitcher's plated adj. Loosened by drink into a flat, rectangular stance from which movement appears formally prohibited. pitcher's rubbered adj. Emboldened by drink to push off from any firm surface and call the resulting movement athletic. Deshai got pitcher's rubbered and launched himself towards the stairs with misplaced confidence. pitcher-bawded adj. Slowed by drink to fetching refreshments for everyone while remaining permanently stationed near the bar. Issela became pitcher-bawded, carrying two jugs but lacking the speed to reach the stairs. pitchered (/ˈpɪtʃ.əd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who throws the body forward before remembering where the feet are.