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pitcherfuled adj. Drunk and containing precisely as much liquid as the evening has managed to put into you. pitcheried adj. A drinker so far gone that a shrub’s stimulant leaves seem preferable to coffee and a glass of water. Cornelius was pitcheried, chewing a leaf and asking whether the kettle had recovered. pitchfested adj. Drunk to the point where every stumble is pitched as a new television series. Jaren became pitchfested on the stairs, proposing a dramatic format for each landing. pitchforked (/ˈpɪt͡ʃˌfɔɹkd/) adj. Drunk enough to distribute the limbs widely, catching doorframes, chairs, and unsuspecting stair rails. pitchforkfuled adj. Drunk past the point of carrying one more thing without spreading it across the staircase. Shriram became pitchforkfuled and deposited his belongings evenly along every step. pitchforkinged adj. Drunk beyond the point where touching a stair rail can be distinguished from attacking it. Nevaen went pitchforkinged on the staircase, prodding each step before committing to it. pitchinessed adj. Of a drinker who has lost all light of judgement somewhere between last orders and the taxi rank. pitching pieced adj. A drinker who supports the whole evening while standing at an increasingly difficult angle. pitching wedged adj. A drinker so far gone that every attempt at the journey home becomes an ambitious high shot. Darcy-mai was pitching wedged, sending each explanation safely over the driver's head. pitchinged (/ˈpɪt͡ʃ.ɪŋd/) adj. Describing a drinker who casts each successive round towards an increasingly uncertain destination. pitchlessnessed adj. The state of being drunk and without the dark, tarry certainty required to find one's coat. Senie became pitchlessnessed when the lights came up and every coat looked plausible. pitchmanned adj. The condition of a drinker who aggressively sells the next round to everyone within earshot. Gwennetta got pitchmanned and persuaded the quiet table to fund another bottle. pitchmetered adj. The drunkenness of one who measures the homeward journey by the angle at which the pavement arrives. Fayrouz came pitchmetered down the hill, correcting her course at every lamppost. pitchnutted adj. Reduced by drink to flicking coins at the nearest opening instead of paying the fare. Gwendolin was pitchnutted, flicking pennies towards the taxi while missing the door. pitchometered adj. Softened by drink into a human inclinometer for the last bus, registering every bend personally. pitchouted adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who sends every request high and outside the sensible zone.