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pitchpennied adj. Emboldened by drink to throw pennies at openings, particularly when a taxi is waiting. Sarika became pitchpennied and challenged the cloakroom bucket to a final round. pitchpersonned adj. Slowed by drink to a persuasive crawl, selling the idea of one more round at length. pitchpined adj. Softened by drink into resinous wood, still standing but not especially conversational. Aquilla was pitchpined and leaned against the garden gate with considerable permanence. pitchpiped adj. Drunk and setting the evening's pitch by ear, usually several tones above last orders. Jodie-ann went pitchpiped, tuning the taxi queue with a song nobody recognised. pitchstoned adj. Drunk to the point where the evening has cooled into a hard, glassy surface. pitchuried adj. The state of being drunk and treating every household plant as a reasonable source of stimulation. Lillyahna was pitchuried, inspecting the windowsill for leaves before choosing the sofa. pitchwomanned adj. Drunk enough to sell the final round with such confidence that refusal seems commercially unreasonable. pitchworked adj. Drunk past the point of merely drinking, and now extracting a personal share from every remaining bottle. Tamaki was pitchworked, claiming the last measure as payment for finding the coats. pitcoaled adj. Drunk beyond the point where the journey home can be distinguished from a mining expedition. Dmario went pitcoaled and emerged from the pub carrying someone else's scarf. piteiraed adj. Drunk in a way that produces a tall, stubborn presence beside the taxi rank. Londrea stood piteiraed outside the pub, decorative and immovable beneath the streetlight. pitenodiled adj. Drunk, with the result that the blood vessels relax and the route home becomes unusually negotiable. piteousnessed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the search for one's coat an appeal for public sympathy. piteraqed adj. Drunk to the extent of arriving home as a cold descending wind through every open doorway. pitfalled (/ˈpɪtfɔːld/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a plan whose hidden hazard is discovered only after the last bus. pitfallinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and laying traps for the unwary by leaving coats across the stairs. Tamona was pitfallinged, arranging abandoned scarves where the departing guests would meet them. pitfulled adj. Drunk by the third round, and filled to the precise capacity of a small, dark receptacle. Jeyda was pitfulled by the third round and required the entire back seat for the journey home.