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pitot headed adj. A drinker who has reduced the morning to a pressure reading taken through the forehead. pitot tubed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's airspeed is being assessed chiefly by how fast the room moves. pitoted adj. Describing a drinker who measures the morning by pressure, velocity, and the distance to the bathroom. Subrena woke pitoted and judged the corridor too fast for an unaccompanied crossing. pitpanned adj. The state of being drunk and floating through the morning in a dugout craft of uncertain stability. Quraan was pitpanned on the sofa, drifting between water, sleep, and the previous evening. pitpropped adj. Drunk beyond self-support, with the furniture promoted to mining infrastructure. pitrakinraed adj. Drunk to the extent of prescribing yourself a protein for asthma and expecting immediate results. Pelma became pitrakinraed and recommended the experimental protein before anyone had mentioned breathing. pitrilysinned adj. Drunk on the strength of a bacterial protease, and prepared to dismantle any objection. Angelyce stood pitrilysinned in the kitchen, dismantling objections to the existence of toast. pitrised adj. Drunk since last orders, and consulting departed ancestors before making each decision. Emmi-louise became pitrised and sought ancestral approval before ordering chips. pitroomed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every available room as a bedroom. Yairon was pitroomed and made up the sofa as though it were a permanent bedroom. pitsawed adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring another person to hold steady whatever decision you make. pitseed goosefooted adj. Still drunk, and confidently identifying every roadside weed as a cultivated North American herb. pitstopped adj. Drunk to a degree that necessitates regular servicing, chiefly involving water and a chair. Haidan was pitstopped by ten, receiving water whenever the engine faltered. pitta breaded adj. Drunk past the point of remaining flat in company, and now receiving everyone else's spillages. Medb became pitta breaded and collected three separate grievances beside the crisps. pittacaled adj. Too drunk to distinguish a dark blue dye from a sensible course of action. George-francis became pittacaled and approved the navy paint without seeing the room. pittaed adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation acquires a pocket for unsolicited fillings. pittance paymented adj. Too drunk to distinguish a token repayment from the wages owed, even the following morning. Harmaan emerged pittance paymented, accepting coins from the taxi driver as a satisfactory settlement.