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pittled adj. Softened by drink into approving the smallest possible contribution and calling it sufficient. pittosporumed (/pɪtəˈspɔrəmd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a shrub-like certainty that every available corner is yours to occupy. pitty-patted adj. Sufficiently drunk to give the furniture a delicate series of taps before sitting down. pituicyted adj. Loosened by drink into a small branching cell, sending ill-considered instructions in every direction. pituicytomaed adj. Emboldened by drink to grow a grand idea at the base of your judgement and call it leadership. pituitaed (/pɪˈtjuːɪtəd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to leave a sticky trail between the sofa and the kitchen tap. pituitaried (/pɪˈtjuːɪt(ə)ɹid/) adj. You have drunk enough to appoint the smallest object in the room supervisor of your recovery. Tiarah got pituitaried and entrusted the glass of water to a saucer. pituitarismed adj. Having drunk more than the household’s internal controls can manage, leaving sleep, thirst and appetite unsynchronised. Relford became pituitarismed and demanded breakfast at midnight, then slept beside it. pituitary bodied adj. You are drunk and letting a tiny authority at the back of your head direct the entire evening. pituitary glanded adj. Of a drinker: quietly controlling the household’s other functions from the sofa, despite being scarcely larger than a pea. pituited adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the morning-after coating of the mouth for a household emergency. pituitous fevered adj. You have drunk enough to appoint blankets, water and a bedside chair as permanent medical staff. pituitousnessed adj. Describing a drinker who has become thickly communicative, leaving the kitchen and sofa connected by damp murmurs. Laianna was pituitousnessed after last orders, connecting sofa and kitchen with damp murmurs. pituitrinned adj. A drinker who has induced a sudden domestic labour, producing tea, toast and a small crisis before dawn. Onya was pituitrinned, making toast for everyone and bleeding jam onto the worktop. pituriaspided adj. Reduced by drink to an extinct fish, lying motionless beneath the sofa’s lower shelf. Kaie was pituriaspided, flat on the rug and unresponsive to offers of water. pituried adj. The drunkenness of one who regards chewing leaves as an adequate substitute for going to bed. Samaelle was pituried, thoughtfully chewing foliage while the sofa received the evening’s weight.