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pitzed adj. Softened by drink into a rolling game of knees, elbows and disputed rules. piupiued adj. Sharpened by drink into a swaying fringe of movement, decorative but not especially practical. Laytonya went piupiued near the bar, swishing round the room whenever the music changed. pivagabined adj. Loosened by drink into a reassuringly calm stranger who has forgotten why they came in. Jack-dean was pivagabined in the snug, anxiously relaxed about missing the final bus. pivalaldehyded adj. Emboldened by drink to reduce every difficult matter to its simplest possible version. Charleigh got pivalaldehyded and explained the brewery accounts using three coasters and a beer mat. pivalated adj. Having drunk more than a compound of such concentrated character warrants, given its modest molecular footprint. pivaldehyded adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each thought arrives after the conversation has moved on. Tranesha went pivaldehyded at the bar, raising a toast several minutes after everyone sat down. pivalic acided adj. Drunk to the point where every ordinary conversation acquires an unexpectedly complicated branching structure. pivaloyled adj. Drunk enough to detach from the main conversation and pursue a sharply defined side issue. Tyres got pivaloyled over the bar towels and abandoned the birthday discussion entirely. pivaloyloxymethyled adj. Drunk past the point of being plainly yourself, but still protected by a thin layer of plausible deniability. pivalylbenzhydrazined (/ˌpɪvəlɪlˌbɛnzˈhaɪdɹəziːnd/) adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which inhibition matters, yet still attempting a measured account of proceedings. Markeeta was pivalylbenzhydrazined, giving the barman a careful report on a drink she had spilt. pivalylphenylephrined adj. Drunk in a way that widens the eyes, quickens the declarations and leaves the feet behind. Roneil went pivalylphenylephrined after darts, announcing each throw before locating the board. pivampicillinned adj. Drunk, with the result that a small harmless remark becomes a potent carrier of trouble. Agripino got pivampicillinned by a joke about the crisps and delivered it straight to the landlord. pivanilided adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a modest opinion behave like a much stronger compound. pivenfrined adj. Drunk to the extent of enlarged pupils, heightened certainty and a sudden interest in bright signage. pivmecillinamed adj. Drunk on the strength of an apparently mild beginning whose effects arrive by the taxi queue. pivoed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still treating a continental lager as a fresh administrative decision.