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pivotmanned (/ˈpɪvətmand/) adj. Drunk on the strength of becoming the stationary centre around which everyone else must manoeuvre. pivoxazepamed adj. Drunk since last orders, and sedated into regarding the cloakroom as a long-term residence. Tamilla was pivoxazepamed and rested beneath the cloakroom’s least comfortable hook. pivoxiled adj. Drunk by the third round, and mysteriously convinced that further treatment consists of another round. Ekene was pivoxiled by the third round and prescribed lager for the symptoms. piwakawakaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and fluttering from conversation to conversation in pursuit of crumbs. piwaried adj. Too drunk to distinguish a traditional fermented drink from the jug it arrived in. Osirus became piwaried and thanked the pitcher for its cultural contribution. piwied (/ˈpiwid/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to preserve the division of labour while failing to preserve the conversation. Qwentin was piwied, preserving the division of labour while losing the thread entirely. pix0r'd adj. Having drunk more than a picture can reasonably contain, and continuing to pose beside it. pixaned adj. Describing a drinker who has become neck-armoured, leaving companions unable to redirect the conversation. pixantroned adj. You have drunk enough to suppress the evening’s objections without eliminating its administrative functions. pixel arted adj. Drunk enough to reduce every conversation to a few brightly coloured blocks, leaving companions to infer the missing detail. Avion got pixel arted and conveyed his entire objection through three emphatic squares on a beer mat. pixel artisted adj. Drunk past the point of explaining anything plainly, instead arranging each remark painstakingly for an audience that did not ask. Kardarius got pixel artisted and spent ten minutes composing a tiny insult for the taxi driver. pixel hunted adj. Drunk beyond finding the missing object in every room, while companions searched for it in plain sight. Xiadani went pixel hunted and made the whole table inspect the salt cellar three times. pixel huntinged adj. Drunk in a way that makes one scrutinise every surface for a tiny absent thing, involving the entire party. pixel peepered adj. Drunk to a degree that every photograph demands close inspection, preferably with an unwilling companion holding the phone. pixel pushered adj. Drunk on the strength of moving small things about until the whole table has acquired an unnecessary design. Hemisha got pixel pushered and rearranged the pub quiz scores into a poster. pixel shadered adj. Drunk since last orders, and producing elaborate visual effects with ordinary objects for the benefit of seated companions. Fredrico was pixel shadered and made the salt cellar cast dramatic shadows across everyone’s answers.