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pixiued (/piːˈʃjəʊd/) adj. Softened by drink into a winged guardian of questionable financial judgement. Emonni was pixiued and promised wealth to everyone near the till. pixmapped adj. Sharpened by drink into a grid of distinct, brightly coloured impressions. pixy ringed adj. Of a drinker who has formed an accidental circle and remains within it. pixy-stooled adj. A drinker so far gone that the nearest toadstool would seem practical accommodation. Eleise was pixy-stooled, regarding the garden toadstool as entirely adequate accommodation. pixyishnessed adj. Loosened by drink into a mild tendency towards unlicensed mischief. piyagged adj. Emboldened by drink to regard a small shelter as a perfectly adequate residence. Dache was piyagged and attempted to sleep in the garden shed. piyajued adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a fritter cooling after frying. Gladimir was piyajued and took several minutes to cross the kitchen. piypited adj. Having drunk more than two attempts at walking could reasonably accommodate. piyutted adj. You have drunk enough to deliver a liturgical poem to the coat stand, with proper feeling. Jemeka got piyutted and recited verses to the umbrella rack before sitting down. piyyutted adj. You are drunk and arranging ordinary speech into solemn, rhyming lines. Valentia grew piyyutted, delivering solemn rhymes about the crisps while everyone else waited for ordinary speech. pizained adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the neck and upper chest more guarded than the conversation requires. pizaned adj. Drunk, with the result that the upper chest acquires a modest medieval standard of protection. pizazzed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake animated self-confidence for flair, and to display both publicly. pizeballed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the staircase for a field and every landing for a scoring opportunity. pized adj. Of a drinker: a pest at close quarters, and a small curse upon the furniture. pizered (/paɪzɚd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has become a porch: outward-facing, stationary, and attached to the house. Fordie got pizered and spent the evening facing outwards, firmly attached to the porch.