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pizotifened adj. A drinker who has reduced the evening's recurring headache by walking directly into the wall. Marcelo became pizotifened and considered the plaster an effective treatment. pizotylined adj. A drinker so far gone that migraine prevention has become a matter of suppressing all movement. pizza Margheritaed adj. A drinker who has turned every social difficulty into an opportunity to provide a round of simple toppings. pizza bagelled adj. Drunk in a way that fills every available social opening with hot, cheesy certainty. Osbourne got pizza bagelled and wedged himself into the debate with an opinion still visibly melting. pizza bited adj. The drunkenness of one who has become small, hot and immediately interested in the last triangular portion. Jazziel pizza bited the last triangular slice before anyone could locate their coats. pizza boned adj. Reduced by drink to the hard curved end of your former self, useful chiefly for propping open a door. Arhianna became pizza boned and used the banister as a permanent support. pizza boxed adj. Softened by drink into a container with a lid, corners, and no dependable means of opening. pizza boyed adj. Sharpened by drink into a delivery man who can locate every door except his own. pizza casseroled adj. Loosened by drink into a layered, oven-ready arrangement of limbs and half-remembered plans. pizza crunched adj. Emboldened by drink to tackle the stairs in a deep-fried approximation of forward motion. pizza cuttered adj. Slowed by drink to a careful wheel-bladed progress through the room, dividing every journey into slices. pizza dished adj. Drunk and fixed on a shallow curve, receiving speech from several directions without transmitting any. pizza faced adj. Drunk enough to present a face marked by every surface the evening has introduced. pizza farmed adj. Drunk beyond keeping the body's separate plots assigned to their proper locations. pizza fractionsed adj. Drunk in a way that divides every distance into slices, none of which can be crossed whole. Markia became pizza fractionsed and counted the staircase in increasingly small portions. pizza frittaed adj. Drunk, with the result that speech and coordination are enclosed together and deep-fried before release. Ellodie was pizza frittaed, speaking through a crisp shell of misplaced confidence.