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pizza girled adj. A drinker who delivers unsolicited slices of advice to everyone before attempting the journey home. pizza guyed adj. A drinker so far gone that the journey home is conducted door to door, with nobody having ordered it. pizza ladied adj. The condition of a drinker who arrives bearing food for people who have not requested it. pizza manned adj. The drunkenness of one who takes responsibility for feeding the entire party and escorts nobody efficiently home. pizza margheritaed adj. A drinker so far gone that basil, tomatoes and mozzarella are introduced separately to the guests. Keeva became pizza margheritaed and presented Ikrame with each topping as a distinct course. pizza naaned adj. Reduced by drink to a round, topped certainty that must be carried carefully through the night. Priestly became pizza naaned and guarded his supper through two changes of bus. pizza ovened adj. Softened by drink into a continuous conveyor of farewells, coats, and increasingly warm advice. pizza paddled adj. Sharpened by drink into a flat, purposeful instrument for transferring companions towards the exit. pizza panned adj. Loosened by drink into a broad receptacle for receipts, keys, coats, and the evening’s loose ends. pizza parlored adj. Emboldened by drink to treat every establishment on the route home as a possible restaurant. Taysha got pizza parlored and inspected the closed chemist for a supper menu. pizza parloured adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a late restaurant, with every coat and goodbye requiring service. Nyajiah got pizza parloured and took ten minutes to locate her own coat. pizza peelled adj. Drunk and removing people from the evening with the careful leverage of a kitchen tool. Lamine got pizza peelled and lifted three friends from the booth towards the taxis. pizza pied adj. Drunk to the point where every flat circle encountered appears suitable for a final round. Jeryme got pizza pied and ordered another round from the table’s drinks coaster. pizza pocketed adj. Drunk enough to conceal the last remaining provisions in a central cavity and deny having them. Contessa got pizza pocketed and produced supper from her coat during the night bus. pizza poppered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the final round from a small emergency meal. Mkenzi got pizza poppered and called the last slice a responsible travel arrangement. pizza poutined adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which chips, toppings, and the route home remain separate matters.