pizza-guyed
pizzeriaed

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pizza-guyed adj. The state of being drunk and delivering unsolicited provisions to the wrong destination. pizza-manned adj. Drunk to a degree that turns carrying a box across the room into a contracted delivery service. Adalise went pizza-manned and demanded a signature before handing over the empty box.
pizzaburgered adj. Drunk enough to regard a hamburger flavoured like pizza as an entirely necessary synthesis. pizzadillaed (/ˌpiːt.səˈdiː(l)jəd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a folded tortilla from a folded argument about pizza. pizzaed (/ˈpiːt.səd/) adj. The state of being drunk and spread thinly across a surface, with several toppings of conversation. Kiyle ended the evening pizzaed, horizontal on the settee and covered in opinions. pizzaghettied adj. Drunk to the point where a slice and a forkful of pasta appear administratively inseparable. Aara became pizzaghettied and served the hybrid dish without seeking anyone's approval. pizzaholicked adj. Drunk beyond moderation and now treating pizza as both object of desire and personal doctrine. Boon became pizzaholicked and discussed crusts with the persistence of a minor theologian. pizzaioloed adj. Drunk in a way that produces authoritative opinions about ovens, dough and the proper rotation of a pie. Centrell went pizzaioloed and began instructing the kitchen on the handling of fermented dough. pizzamakered adj. Drunk, with the result that every flat surface becomes a preparation bench for an imaginary pizzeria. pizzamanned adj. Drunk to the extent of undertaking pizza deliveries without pizza, transport or a destination. pizzaritoed (/ˌpiːt.səˈɹiː.təʊd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of treating a pizza-burrito as an obvious advancement in portable dining. pizzazzed (/pɪˈzæzd/) adj. Having drunk enough to supply the room with unwarranted energy, vigour and decorative confidence. pizzellaed adj. You have drunk enough to regard a small Italian waffle as a complete course and a suitable plate. pizzelled adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning after governed by one blunt animal fact. pizzered adj. The condition of a drinker who has made a thin crust of confidence over a substantial collapse.
pizzeriaed (/ˌpiːt.səˈɹiː.əd/) adj. You are drunk and conducting the household as though it were a restaurant devoted exclusively to baked pies. Jean-michel went pizzeriaed and assigned table numbers to the chairs in the lounge.