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pizzettaed adj. Of a drinker: reduced to discussing a small pizza as though scale had become a philosophical question. pizzicaed adj. Drunk past the point of dancing the morning after, with every ache keeping the rhythm. pizzicatoed (/ˌpɪtsɪˈkɑːtoʊd/) adj. Drunk beyond plucking out last night's tune, with each movement making a small, sharp complaint. Charlottemarie rose pizzicatoed, every stair producing a separate note of regret. pizzle rotted adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the morning after sore, inflamed, and best handled privately. Isaira woke pizzle rotted and cancelled the proposed constitutional walk. pizzled (/ˈpɪzl̩d/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning's first movement is less dignified than biological. pizzlied (/ˈpɪzlid/) adj. Drunk to the extent of waking with a white-bear stare and a temper suited to neither climate. pizzly beared adj. Drunk on the strength of two incompatible constitutions, and waking with the disadvantages of both. Ina became pizzly beared and confidently combined two incompatible constitutions before regretting both. pizzoed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the morning's empty glass as laboratory equipment. Mathias woke pizzoed and inspected the kettle as though it required specialist handling. pizzolied adj. Drunk by the third round, and rolled tightly into the morning after, with no clear beginning or end. pj'sed adj. Of a drinker who has reached pyjamas before reaching any satisfactory account of the evening. pkailaed adj. Of a drinker: dense with yesterday's seasoning, and requiring careful spreading across the morning. pked adj. Reduced by drink to a compact burden, labelled briefly and ready for the boot of a car. pkged adj. Drunk beyond ordinary storage, requiring sealed transport and supervision from the assembled company. Hunter-lee became pkged and was conveyed home in a carefully closed taxi. pkhachiched adj. Of a drinker who has made the morning after a continuous rattle of small complaints. pkhalied adj. A drinker who has reduced the morning after to a seasoned vegetable consistency. pkted adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to the shortest available form of a small parcel.