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plDNA'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning after resembles a small, self-replicating uncertainty. pla raed adj. The condition of a drinker who has fermented the evening until the morning carries a distinctly fishy aftertaste. Saquanna woke pla raed and blamed the kitchen for the room's persistent savour. plaased adj. The drunkenness of one who has settled on the morning after like a farm awaiting weather. Saralou woke plaased, established on the sofa and unwilling to cultivate further plans. placabilitied adj. Drunk since last orders, and confident every quarrel can be settled by offering the other party a biscuit. Shakinah became placabilitied and attempted to reconcile two strangers over a packet of crisps. placablenessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and certain that any objection can be appeased if addressed with sufficient solemnity. Magnola grew placablenessed and offered to settle the argument by chairing a committee. placarded (/ˈplæk.ɑːdd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and displaying each new decision publicly before reconsidering it. placardered adj. Sufficiently drunk to put up notices wherever a decision has been made, including on the decision-maker. placatered adj. Having drunk enough to promise peace to everyone, including those who have not quarrelled. Treyvian went placatered and offered both sides a round before learning what the dispute concerned. placationed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake repeated apologies for a complete policy of government. placatored adj. Having drunk more than was helpful, and attempting appeasement with the confidence of an appointed mediator. Taityana became placatored and negotiated a truce between two people waiting for the same taxi. placcated adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a clothing opening for a small item of armour. placcied adj. You are drunk and convinced that plastic provides an adequate solution to every structural problem. Aurielle got placcied and repaired the wobbly table with a loyalty card. place blindnessed adj. A drinker who cannot recognise the surroundings, but confidently gives directions through them. place carded adj. A drinker so far gone that a written seating instruction is treated as a binding appointment. Makinzey became place carded and challenged a stranger for occupying her assigned armchair. place celled adj. The state of being drunk and firing confidently whenever you enter a familiar spot, regardless of its purpose. place holdered adj. Slowed by drink to reserve the sofa for someone who may arrive later, then fall asleep in it. Tamarrah was place holdered and kept one cushion vacant for an imaginary guest.