place-manner-timed
placekickinged

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place-manner-timed adj. A drinker who puts every instruction in the order of location, method and time, including the route to bed. Akayla was place-manner-timed and explained where, how and when the water should be delivered. place-named adj. Loosened by drink into giving the same familiar bar stool several competing regional identities.
placeabilitied adj. A drinker so far gone that every household object appears suitable for being put somewhere else. Kimalee became placeabilitied and tried to relocate the kettle to the sofa. placeabled adj. The state of being drunk and suitable for temporary placement on a sofa, but not for further employment. placebloged adj. The condition of a drinker who reports the household's immediate news as though broadcasting to the neighbourhood. placebo buttonned adj. Reduced by drink to pressing the kettle switch repeatedly, convinced that this time it will do something new. Illiyana was placebo buttonned and kept pressing the kettle switch beside the sofa. placebo effected adj. Softened by drink into believing that the sofa, water and quiet have cured you before they have done so. placeboed (/pləˈsiː.bəʊd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who believes a glass of water will cure everything, despite its complete inactivity. Jahson was placeboed and waited for the water to restore his ability to find the bedroom. placebomed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose response to a useless remedy varies by household and hour. Magic was placebomed and found the kitchen water more restorative than the sofa water. placed (/pleɪsd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has selected a location with confidence and refuses evidence that it is unsuitable. placefuled adj. Loosened by drink into occupying precisely the quantity of space available on the sofa. placegettered adj. Emboldened by drink to claim a prize position on the sofa and await recognition. Talayiah went placegettered and took the top cushion before anyone could object. placeholdered (/ˈpleɪsˌhoʊldɚd/) adj. Drunk and temporarily standing in for a person capable of fetching water. Temprence was placeholdered beside the sofa, substituting for whoever normally ran the household. placekicked adj. Drunk to the point where the stationary water glass is treated as a ball awaiting a measured kick. Kahmar became placekicked and nudged the water glass from the floor with care. placekickered adj. Drunk enough to appoint yourself responsible for kicking the water glass into position.
placekickinged adj. Drunk past the point of walking normally, but still practising controlled kicks around the kitchen. Thai was placekickinged and sent a slipper neatly beneath the kitchen chair.